This week, Danni and Zena unleash the chaos, spilling tea about past traumas, spiteful revenge on cheating exes (because karma takes too long), and the wild ride of being married with kids but secretly gay. Oh, and we dive headfirst into your unhinged submissions—because apparently, therapy is overrated.

Trigger Warning: We also tackle some heavy stuff, including sexual assault. If that’s not your vibe today, take care of yourself.

For support, contact the National 24-hour Rape Crisis Helpline at 1800 77 88 88—because no one should have to face the hard stuff alone.