RO-MANSPLAINING

We continue the debate that has raged for decades: the culinary acceptability of cheddar cheese paired with marinara, James is finally impressing Adam with his skills, we debate if Scottsdale and Phoenix are really interchangeable.

Leslie discloses her survival plans, Adam really shines during a crisis, when you focus on the good, you see more good in the world, Jacob really isn't in this book or movie, Adam continues his Eagles kick.

We continue the debate that has raged for decades: the culinary acceptability of cheddar cheese paired with marinara, James is finally impressing Adam with his skills, we debate if Scottsdale and Phoenix are really interchangeable.

Leslie discloses her survival plans, Adam really shines during a crisis, when you focus on the good, you see more good in the world, Jacob really isn't in this book or movie, Adam continues his Eagles kick.

Longest intro ever, we try to figure out how to end the twilight misery, the men are called to take care of business, Adam explains how this is a T1000 situation, we reminisce about how we procured our first kittens, Bella doesn't die--spoiler alert!

We take it easy right into the discovery that Adam loves the Eagles.

We get a peek inside one of Leslie's daily ridiculous phone calls with her family, Adam flips the script, one things is for sure, we delve into the big reasons that we are NOT keeping these kittens, Leslie raises everyone up a level.

Adam shares a very sad tale about correcting a teacher, Edward has been a 7th wheel for almost a century, We go on a philosophical tangent about addiction and suicide, Adam offers a better plan to protect Bella, Kylo is still the best, men are always being weird in the dark corners, there are some strong innuendos in this Hall and Oates song.

Adam gives Leslie yawning lessons, Adam was really into this scene, Leslie's mom made a mistake when she taught her about the birds and the bees which traumatized her neighbor.

Charlie does a great job in this scene, flat screens were a splurge and a big deal in 2009, there is too much rubbing for Louis L'Amour's taste, Edward's lumping around again.

We go deep into the early days of Adam and Leslie's relationship, Leslie makes a connection between a skinhead skater she knew and a ramrod, driving to Phoenix from Forks is not anything a 17 year-old should be allowed to do, Jules can't even order fries, James's motivation continues to be super weak.

Adam shares a story about his ideal sick day at home after throwing up orange juice, family mythology surrounding divorce circumstances can lead to harsh words and broken mugs.

Adam can't get his boing right, Leslie was sun dumb, we go deep into our respective relationships with Fred Rogers, Jasper's character finally gets a moment to shine, we have a lot of issues with this baseball game and Bella's participation.

Twenty years have passed since Marty's birthday party, we look up the details of the Lorena Bobbit incident, short sentences are preferable, this story needs to try harder.

Adam reveals how a man thrives, eating oysters is like flipping a coin, David Dobrik gives Adam gang nightmares, vamps in goretex are giving away too much, we introduce the wonderful sounds of Krispy Kreme, Leslie is disappointed by the lasting power of Stargate, this yeah kay, Bud is not for Adam.

Adam's innocent YouTube search starts some trouble, Leslie recounts a surprising story about a ripped crackhead, our ignorance about drugs is revealed, we talk about our favorite smells, Leslie attempts to explain how these episodes are decided, Leslie plans to make the best cameo in the film adaptation of her book.

Charlie is not a great cop, Phil is not a great baseball player, we get to a sexy tension part, Uncle Barry almost started a photography career, Adam might pass the Mensa test now.

Adam's mustache ride experiences technical difficulties, Leslie's Apple Watch was targeted by Adobe, Adam suggests that the Cullens should have played a game of polite chicken, Adam gets a point for listening, case due is not the same as K. Stew.

Adam proposes a theory about why Edward could leave his window open, we wonder how Edward makes semen, poop blankets protect you from cockatiel poop, we create some pod magic, Adam sheds light in the complexities of wire work.

We discover an inside joke between K. Stew and R. Patt, there are some big problems with Edward taking Bella on a spider monkey ride, Louis L'Amour would not approve of the tracking scene. Leslie shares her tactic when she feels scared and alone in the woods.