Rock-n-Roll Autopsy

The boys hang up the lab coats, put down the scalpels, and follow their unscientific hearts into the unexplored world of new-ish songs and virtual cigarette breaks.

The boys test their knowledge of rock ‘n roll urban legends, marvel at Molly’s bountiful ballin’, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Little Richard’s 1956 barnstormer, “Good Golly, Miss Molly”

The boys discuss Dee Snider’s desire to depart with dignity, childishly laugh at ding dong double entendres, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Chuck Berry’s 1972 novelty hit, “My Ding-a-Ling”

The boys suffer flying smartphone related injuries on stage, patiently wait for adequate birthday accumulation, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Bonham’s 1989 Zeppelin-esque rocker, “Wait for You”

With scalpel in hand, our fearless host attempts to re-engage in rock n’ roll reanimation, reassess two critically maligned Rush albums — “Presto” and “Roll the Bones” — and reconfigure the remaining pieces into one cohesive kick-ass slab of post-synth era Rush n’ roll.

The boys unnecessarily remake iconic music, catch a whiff of hypocritical platitudes, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s 1977 southern rock classic, “That Smell”

The boys teach Geddy Lee the intricate bass nuances of “Christine Sixteen”, abuse their industry dominating podcasting power to shamelessly exploit independent artists, and sort of use the scientific method to determine if streaming killed rock ‘n roll. Featuring Nick Smith from StageDive.

The boys bag groceries with Dave Grohl, join a conspiratorial underground revolution, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Queensrÿche’s 1988 prescient prog rocker, “Spreading the Disease”

The boys hide teenage tube socks from Mom, dish the dirt on Diana, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Michael Jackson’s 1987 slanderous hit, “Dirty Diana”

The boys change diapers at Download, chip their teeth on Chips Ahoy, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Pat Benatar’s 1980 pop rocker, “Hit Me with Your Best Shot”