Rock-n-Roll Autopsy

The boys hike their britches up to their nipples, lament the death of the rotary phone, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Neil Young’s 1994 grunge rocker, “Piece of Crap”

The boys buy a billion dollar ear-worm, lead a police chase with Space Ace, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of the autobiographic 1987 single, “Rock Soldiers” by Frehley’s Comet.

The boys share inappropriate pictures on social media, yarl unintelligible lyrics about Mom’s Daddy issues, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Pearl Jam’s 1991 iconic grunge classic, “Alive”

The boys lack theatre etiquette in the Dawg Pound, deal drugs with Elvis on the Sunset Strip, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Ratt’s 1988 bluesy sleaze rocker, “Way Cool Jr. ”

The boys build a budget telecaster, debate the cause of mandible related maladies, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Judas Priest’s 1984 heavy metal classic, “Jawbreaker ”

The boys liberate themselves from the shame of self-service, decide that Billy Corgan is their only worthwhile podcasting peer, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Cyndi Lauper’s 1984 self-gratifying hit, “She Bop”

The boys join Flea for a frantic fecal adventure, debate the lyrical depth of Bret Michaels, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Poison’s 1990 pumpin’ pop hit, “Unskinny Bop”

The boys analyze anal vapors with Vessel, debate the appropriateness of derrière devotion, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of PotUSA’s 1995 bodacious B-side, “Carolyn’s Booty”

The boys referee a septuagenarian street fight, struggle to appropriately identify reproductive anatomy, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of Primus’ 1995 alt-rock hit, “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”

The boys play air guitar to prerecorded Motley Crue, put some distance between themselves and lecherous teenagers, and use the scientific method to conduct an autopsy on the corpse of The Police’s 1980 reggae rocker, “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”