Ronaldo put the naughty in noughties. 

The gap-toothed genius lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors.

From half time fags to flogging porn to Pato, this is the story of O Fenômeno...

Links from the pod:

Three episode stint on teen soap opera: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1659168819804352516 

Haircut inspired by cartoon character: https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/KEEXXTITK5OHBBZA6MEDQHMQVI.jpg

Mum left fuming after barber gives ‘unaccompanied’ son a Ronaldo haircut: https://www.joe.co.uk/life/mum-left-fuming-after-barber-gives-unaccompanied-son-a-ronaldo-haircut-400701

2007 Simpsons cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHILxxz-A_E

Video coming out of lift looking overweight: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1241371514215243781

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