Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again.

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Jeremy Allen White is white-hot sex in his Calvin Klein ad, the Amy Winehouse biopic looks terrible but the Bob Marley biopic looks incredible, and a Missouri high school teacher having sex with one of her students was helped by the boy's father.

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Gypsy Rose is a social media superstar after being paroled from prison for killing her abusive mom, the felon who leapt over the bench and attacked his judge is now being treated like Hannibal Lecter, Jo Koy completely botched his Golden Globes hosting gig, and Saltburn has a pretty cool hog shot.

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The three mustaches read one star reviews left for gay bars. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is.

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The three mustaches discuss Ellen Rae Greenberg the 27-year-old American woman who died on January 26, 2011, after sustaining 20 stab wounds. Her death was ruled suicide but has been described by news media as "suspicious" because how does one stab themself 20 times. Is this this the craziest suicide of all time, or did police get it wrong?

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The three mustaches read and discuss horrific One Star Reviews about Austin, TX restaurants.

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We recap the best and worst of 2023 including the Oceangate Titanic disaster, Barbenheimer, Matthew Perry’s death, Prince Harry’s terrible book, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s whirlwind romance — plus our predictions for 2024.

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Jonathan Majors has been dropped from Marvel after being found guilty of third-degree assault, Matthew Perry was apparently doing Ketamine when he died, and a serial killer lured his victims into the woods by promising them that there was gold in there.

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Oprah reveals that her newfound massive weight loss is from Ozempic and we think more celebrities should embrace the drug, Glory actor Andre Braugher died from lung cancer at the age of 61, and Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie out there.

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A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought a vibrator that was “bigger than him.”

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