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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Chrissy Teigen’s history of telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself on Twitter, the Colonial pipeline hack and gasoline hoarding, and Gal Gadot getting canceled for being Israeli — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Missouri woman who snuck a gun into prison inside her lady parts.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Golden Globes being cancelled, Seth Rogen explaining why he will no longer work with James Franco, J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting back together, Bill Gates’ divorce, and the tiger on the loose somewhere in Houston. 

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Ross and Jessie talk about Caitlyn Jenner's plane hanger problems, dating in the current political landscape and going back to "recycled" exes, giving up on people altogether and making the switch to robots, and childhood dreams never coming to fruition. 

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Ross and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women. 

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Ross and Jessie talk about getting ready to go to the Kentucky Derby — and Jessie reveals her Derby hat, Jessie gives her thoughts on Britney Spears wanting to testify in court on her own behalf, and Ross explains how he’ll react if the Falcons don’t draft Kyle Pitts.

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Ross and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the announcement that MTV is making more episodes of Ridiculousness, the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather fight, and Celine Dion giving the most underwhelming sexual harassment story ever recorded — plus a Crime Corner about a husband who definitely should’ve gotten away with murdering his wife but somehow totally blew it.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Demi Lovato going to war against a frozen yogurt shop for promoting diet culture, how they think the Derek Chauvin trial will be affected after what Maxine Waters said about the jury, and Chrissie Teagan blocking Ross on Twitter — plus Ross goes in hard on the car dealership that’s trying to F over him and his dad. 

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Ross and Jessie discuss the IPO of Coinbase and go all in--then go all out, Colton Underwood coming out as gay, the death of Bernie Madoff, the shooting in Minnesota, and your grandfather going to his grave without knowing what gets your d**k hard.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the news that the government is pausing use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, Meghan Markle not attending Prince Philip’s funeral, Facebook shutting down the Drinkin’ Bros group with 100,000 members, and the NYPD using an evil robot dog. 

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