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Ross and Jessie talk about COVID sniffing dogs in Florida and the one year anniversary of Kobe Bryant’s death, Ross explains why he hates gorillas and why they shouldn’t get COVID vaccines, Jessie breaks down the Kellyanne Conway nude photo scandal and what she thinks happened, Ross discusses catching Jessie watching her most graphic murder porn yet, and Ross and Jessie go off on emotional support animals after Southwest Airlines officially banned them.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on everything from Joe Biden’s inauguration including Lady Gaga and J-Lo’s performances, Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton’s outfits, where Biden’s speech ranks all time, how much the media is going to miss Trump, A-Rod being a massive weirdo and phony who loves being J-Lo’s boy toy, and why Bruce Springsteen is full of sh*t — plus a Crime Corner involving drugs and a Florida Burger King.

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Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden’s inauguration and Biden’s 100 day mask challenge after he takes office — and how Ross always starts sh*t about wearing masks wherever he goes, Ross wants an electric Hummer, what Trump will do for his last day in office (will he pardon Joe Exotic?), plus Ross and Jessie break down their thoughts on ex-Tiger Woods girl Rachel Uchitel and the new Tiger doc.

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Ross and Jessie mourn the death of Siegfried of ‘Siegfried and Roy’ and reminisce about their 2003 tiger attack, break down Armie Hammer’s response to the cannibal rumors, Ross explains why Macaulay Culkin wanting Trump cut from ‘Home Alone 2’ makes no sense, Jessie explains what happens when you meet up with guys who like to sext — plus a Crime Corner featuring a gay German cannibal.

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Ross and Jessie talk about their liquor-fueled night at the College Football National Championship Game, Ross's reaction to Ohio State’s loss, Jessie going full Karen on a woman who went Karen on her first over her mask, Trump getting banned from all social media and Parler getting banned from the App Store, plus Armie Hammer’s sex cannibal DMs getting leaked.

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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on protesters storming the Capitol Building yesterday — including the media’s complicity, the woman who was shot and killed, and dumb celebrity reactions to the mob — plus Ross wonders where Trump will go now that social media has banned him and how much freedom of speech do we really still have?

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Ross and Jessie revel in Hilaria Baldwin getting caught lying about being Spanish so she could get famous and also break down how super white her parents are, Ross feels for Jason Sudeikis after the news that his ex Olivia Wilde rebounded with Harry Styles, Jessie explains how Meghan Markle is manipulating Prince Harry, plus Ross gives his take on the Georgia Senate runoff elections.

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Ross and Jessie discuss the celebrity deaths that bummed them out the most in 2020, their favorite books and movies — Matthew McConaughey’s autobiography ‘Greenlights’ and the Michael Jordan doc ‘The Last Dance’ — plus they break down Sean Penn looking dead on cable news, Dwayne Haskins raging at a strip club with now make, and one last Crime Corner for 2020.

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Ross and Jessie break down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Spotify deal and their podcast trailer, Twitter likely banning Trump on January 21st, Jessie’s love of cult and murder documentaries — and Heaven’s Gate specifically, how Tyler Perry gets his rocks off, and whether or not Tom Cruise is a good person.

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Ross and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine.

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