Who wants to billet an athlete? Roy and HG propose a future model for the unloved Games.

Not often that Isaac Newton comes into the conversation. But here we are.

In 2022 the number 11 was ubiquitous. It dominated The Bludge all year. Hear how the Cult of Eleven began.

Never short of ideas to prop up rugba league, Roy and HG outline their four point plan to save the game in the bush.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Sporting fans around the world and across different sporting genres have butchered songs like "Sweet Caroline" for donkeys. Roy and HG ponded the songs Rugby League should take to Vegas. "Happy Together" by the Turtles, came up as a big favourite.. so far. We've got one chance to get this Vegas thing right people, what song do you think?

Australian sport is in a bit of a funk at the moment. The Chocolate Wallabies and the men's cricket team are basket cases in their respective World Cups. This gave an opportunity for Roy & HG to swing their focus to other sports, like the sport of gambling. The Everest was on! Nothing like celebrating a defeat while your wallet gets emptied.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

The BIG dance weekend is here! For both codes. Roy and HG lose their minds discussing all the stories in the lead up to the whistle. Vegas is still on their radar, Adam Reynolds - Captain/Coach of the year at the Dally M's, the refs - can they be trusted and KISS, the band, not some toilet incident. This is the weekend we've all been waiting for. Enjoy, right thinking Australians!

The Old Gold fruit and nut Wallabies are a basket case! They couldn't win a free spin on the pokies. What are they gunna do? Roy & HG have decided to burn a stick for them and have asked you all to burn sticks as well, but only under controlled stick burning regulations. Go somewhere it won't get out of control.