Run Your Mouth

By Robbie Bernstein

Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely ... more

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Number 1: Your Freedom Costs $6 A Year
The government's pitch for Flock cameras is stolen cars and missing kids. So I priced it out. The share of your insurance premium that exists because of car theft comes to about six dollars a year — that's the entire upside you're buying with a permanent record of where you drive. And Amber Alert recoveries have sat flat at roughly 45 a year since before Flock existed, because most missing-kid cases are runaways and family abductions, not a stranger pulling a kid into a car. Also this week: Bessent insists there's nothing magical about $40 trillion and the administration has a plan too discreet to share. Trump lifts the ground beef tariffs and the trust-the-plan crowd has to explain why this is the exact Trump-approved price of a steak. Fauci gets a legal defense fund while the rest of us pay our own way. Jon Ossoff walks through the April 8th stock buys, the "great time to buy" post, and the tariff reversal three hours and forty-one minutes later. And the Supreme Court's mail-in voting ruling shows a system where whoever exceeds their authority first gets the win and eats no penalty for it. Plus the debut of Tales From The Flock — a KCPD officer charged with running the Flock system 2,300 times to stalk his ex. Sponsored by Sheath — sheath.com, promo code RYM for 20% off. And Yo Kratom — yokratom.com, home of the $6 kilo. More at robbernsteincomedy.com ($5/month) and robbernsteinmerch.com. New episodes every Wednesday.
August 26, 202652min
Number 2: Google Just Doomed Us
Google spent $10 million buying all of Spirit Airlines' back-end data — every corporate email, every flight route, everything — and they're using it to train their AI models. Rob explains why this, and not the singularity, is how the human race ends up back in caves. Also: Nancy Mace's arm tattoos and the case against going goth in your 50s. Why shaming a dude for having a dad bod is the most feminine thing on the internet. An Iran war update from a guy who has officially reached the "okay, whatever" stage of Donald Trump, plus who's actually winning the economic war over the Strait of Hormuz. Why Candace Owens earned every penny of that $300,000, and what happened when the Andrew Wilson debate transcript got run through AI — and then hit with two follow-up questions. Fauci ducking a second Senate panel, the David Morens emails, Newsom and Whitmer in the podcast suit, an ABC News reporter's lab leak story getting routed to Fauci for approval, and Jeffrey Tucker on what the lockdowns were actually buying time for. Tickets and porch dates: robbernsteincomedy.comSubmit a porch: thefireticks.comBonus episodes: $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.com
August 20, 20261h
Number 3: The Freedom Fry Presidency
Trump says the Iran war is "small potatoes" and has downgraded it to "intermittent" — the thing you say about a marriage you're riding out until the kids are gone. The White House wants it quiet until the midterms. Plus the arcade games that would actually fit this administration, the case for the great influencer ban, why I want a wifebot, what Iran does with the gear we leave behind, and a fact-check on our own tariff math.Full episodes and the paywalled segments: RobBernsteinComedy.comMerch: RobBernsteinMerch.comPorch Tour Dates: porchtour.com
September 10, 202642min
Number 4: Forensic Astrology - Robbie Bernstein's | Run Your Mouth pod
A jury can't decide what to do about a woman who killed her three kids, so the women of TikTok have solved it for them: it was the husband, because husbands don't go to CVS. And given the Pluto placement that day, no Leo would have done this. It defies the science of all astrology. Also in this one: Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America and somebody's getting rich printing the new maps. The Venezuela oil deal broken down as what it really is — a headline with no article attached — including the $80/barrel break-even, the $100 billion buildout, and the five-to-seven years before any of it reaches the market, set against the $150 billion already spent on Iran. The Supreme Court greenlights the ballroom without ruling on whether it was legal, because the wrong person asked. Massie's second attempt at the Epstein files. A Fauci email that was supposed to be deleted twice. And a full Tales From The Flock: felony charges over a fake camera, drones over the Flock convention, Hawley's investigation, and the Officer of the Year whose award didn't survive his ex-girlfriend. Live porch shows: porchstore.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comPaywalled after-show, $5/mo: robbernsteincomedy.com
September 02, 202647min
Number 5: Low-Keying The News
Audio only road episode. Covering The country has given up, SPLC arrests, DT IRAN, Ice Electric Gloves, Cops dressing like bushes, Lesbian Outrage over Lioness, WNBA including men, Aoc isn't woke anymore, trump hiding in food carts and Binface. www.porchtour.com www.robbernsteincomedy.com/events - White Plains Show Sponsors: Sheath.com (Promocode:RYM) Yokratom.com Eagan Painting - https://www.facebook.com/p/Eagan-Painting-100054401474488/
August 14, 202629min