If you're listening to this, it's probably too late.

But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it – it was pretty terrifying.

Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettiquette-related issue (09:10).

The News returns (with the first butchered intro) (15:50) and Not The Weekly Update begins with a reply (!!!) from the worst Whack-A-Mole sellers on Planet Earth (30:50).

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