On the podcast this week:

As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered.

Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, Jack Grealish reads one of the great poems of our time 

AND Matt is dismissive about the quality of Bruce Springsteen’s output

Plus… we hypothesise what would happen If Matt and Jon made Thelma and Louise or went on Celebrity Hunted and Jon tries to stop his daughter from being a grass. 

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