You know you're really married when you stop fighting about who takes the trash out… and just silently accept your fate. In this episode, we’re airing out all the unspoken agreements that run our house—who gets up with the kids, why the thermostat is a war zone, and the invisible contracts we didn’t even know we've made over the years. Welcome to our House Rules: where love means never having to say, ‘Can you do the taxes again this year?'