Have you ever wondered what it really costs to be a "wellness girly"? After doing the math, we were shocked to discover the price tag: $2,575 per month! From $300 Pilates memberships to $1,200 grocery bills, the financial burden of modern wellness culture is staggering—and potentially inaccessible to many.

This week, we're pulling back the curtain on the wellness industry's marketing machine. We break down how social media has transformed self-care from basic health practices into luxury lifestyles, creating a troubling connection between wealth and wellness. When organic tomatoes cost more than twice their conventional counterparts and facial treatments run hundreds of dollars, has wellness become another form of classism?

We get brutally honest about our own wellness spending habits (including Krystal's confession about buying athleisure without actually going to the gym), share our DIY wellness fails (Amanda's "cleanse" story will have you howling), and debate which expenses are truly worth the splurge. Beyond just identifying the problem, we offer practical alternatives for maintaining your health without breaking the bank—from affordable grocery stores to free exercise options.

The wellness industry wants you to believe that better health requires more spending, but we're challenging that narrative. True wellness isn't about how much you spend or how it looks on social media—it's about how you feel. Join us for this eye-opening conversation, and let us know your thoughts! We're also considering moving our release schedule to Mondays—tell us what you think in the reviews or on SpeakPipe.

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