In this week’s riotous deep-dive into 1990s Chuck Norris cheese, the crew tackles Walker, Texas Ranger Season 3, Episode 13: “Mean Streets.” While Walker fights crime on the (suddenly very mean) streets of Fort Worth by handing out chili to the voluntarily homeless, going undercover in a Carhartt sweatshirt in 90-degree heat, and delivering roundhouse kicks that somehow never touch the ground, the hosts are parked on the couch unleashing nonstop quips, tangents, and savage burns.

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If you love bad TV roasted mercilessly, zero-filter banter, and enough off-the-rails detours to make you forget what the actual plot was, this is your episode. Part of the Bad Movies Rule network—new Walker episodes drop every Tuesday, main show every Friday.