In this high-octane deep-dive, the crew (Clint, Curt, and special guest Katy Bush) tackles Walker, Texas Ranger Season 3’s “Cowboy.” While Walker, Trivette, and Alex are casually sipping oversized chocolate beers at a hotel café, a crew of high-energy kidnappers led by the unhinged Victor LaRue storms the glass elevator and snatches a wealthy oil baron named Trask — along with Alex.

What follows is one non-stop, formula-breaking chase: a muddy helicopter landing, Alex Rain Man–ing location clues over a hidden cell phone while LaRue gets handsy and downright rapey, Walker swearing for the first (and maybe only) time on the show (“You son of a bitch!”), a Speed-style bus hijacking with Chuck Norris army-crawling across the roof and dropping through the hatch like a bearded action god, and a jaw-dropping junkyard finale where hostages get shoved into a car crusher and Walker goes full forklift rodeo.

The hosts lose their minds over the brutal flying kicks, the bus stunt that eats parked cars for breakfast, the slow-motion car-crusher tension, and LaRue’s cartoonishly evil over-the-top energy.

If you love Walker going full lone-cowboy rage mode, Alex surviving yet another kidnapping with style, and the gang roasting every muddy helicopter and roof-ladder absurdity, this one’s a must. Part of the Bad Movies Rule network — new Walker episodes drop every Tuesday.

Grab your chocolate beer and hold on tight, partner. The eyes of a Ranger are watching… and so are we. 🤠🔥