•We’re Andrew-less this week, but we won Pat in the divorce, so the show must go on. 

•Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, and Pat reveals how to get your hair done for free AND (maybe) pick up a modeling gig at the same time. 

•We cover a variety of feedback in this week’s Mailbag: more examples of phone scams, media depictions of the Middle East, and the ongoing conflict in Sudan. 

•Barack and Michelle (AKA: America’s Mom and Dad) are taking after us and getting into podcasting. We couldn’t be more proud! 

•Pew Research is at it again, trying to provide us with reliable data to draw reasonable conclusions. This week, we consider their data regarding 2020 voting demographics. 

•Laura makes a case for impeachment. 

•Justin Bieber… challenged Tom Cruise to a fight We don’t even know what to make of this. 

•As always, we wrap with some recommendations we think will make life just that much better. Overtone conditioner for touching up fashion hair colors (Laura), Pet Food Express’ self-service pet wash (Pam), and shredding chicken using a Kitchenaid mixer (Pat). 

•This week’s episode is sponsored by bioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL at checkout for 40% off a skin routine and 15% off everything else on their site) and Brooklinen (https://www.brooklinen.com and enter promo code MILL for 10% off and free shipping). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors! 

And in this week’s installment of After Dark: 

•It’s an Ask Us Anything edition! Ever wanted to know what weird thoughts and shit run through our heads? This is how to find out. 

•What things do we regret saying on the internet and broadcasting to thousands of people? 

•When in our lives have we experienced FOMO? Why? 

•What media do we still love, even if it hasn’t aged well? 

•What topics are the toughest to cover on #Millennial?