Cheapskate Tempesta finally gets the coaching he has needed for basically his entire sailing life. Somebody tell him it's far, far too late.

Jesus, we had a bit of a yell-fest last night in the Beercan series, and it was not fun. And guess what, I wasn't the one yelling, except for the fact that I yelled at the people who were yelling to STFU! As NWA put it in Gangsta Gangsta, "What the fuck are they yelling?"

So I spend too much time on the subject but then segue into the fascination of watching races on Yellow Brick.

The king of excuses checks in with the biggest drunken load of shit you've heard in a while.

Oh and to make it better, did we mention that he's drunk? We might have to let him go.

Whoa Whoa Whoa, Stop the Clock! Tempesta brings some facts in this Podcast. No, they aren't alternative facts either! He has some entry trends in a couple big "fun" regattas.

Don't worry, he still whines, as always.

Tempesta once again bores you with more J/105 nonsense, crowing about winning a couple of races, but then inexplicably veers into asking if racing is still fun for you. He then ridiculously tries to define what is fun, as if he knows. Embarrassing, really.

In this episode, cheapskate Tempesta bellyaches about how much money he is spending on his J/105. Waaa!

This podcast stems from a bit of a horror story from the recent Etchells 22 Worlds in Miami Beach. 

The title pretty much says it all. Click to listen!

Okay, so after much looking, I finally found a good one and bought it!  I can tell you stuff about it now, but just listen to the goddamn thing, would ya?

Tempesta presents another fact-free rant, this time on Rule 69, the "Misconduct" rule. As a profane and hot-headed sailor, any ideas on what he thinks of the rule?

He also spends some time talking about.. I don't know, whatever the hell he talks about.