Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢

This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥

The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.

Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️

So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢

This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥

The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.

Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️

So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.

This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe.

Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.

Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️

Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️

It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.

This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe.

Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.

Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️

Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️

It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Hungry for love? Hungry for laughs? Or just hungry for the two sexiest podcasters in South Essex? Then this episode of the Say What! Podcast is your all-you-can-eat buffet of filth, food and foolishness.

Tonight’s menu includes our guest of honour — DJ Allegro ( Lady P) — who reveals her ultimate chocolate bar, takes a special little fella out for fish & chips, and somehow ends up getting munched out by the end of the show. 🤷‍♂️

Fair warning: things get a touch spicy when Uncle Ben shows up wearing a monocle, but don’t worry — balance is restored once Ainsley Harriott pays a very personal visit to The FA-TT’s back door. Culinary justice served piping hot. 👨‍🍳🔥

We also dive into a food-themed Shag, Marry, Kill: Chef Edition, settle the eternal debate of Big Nob vs Small Nob (chef-related, obviously), and ask the only question that matters: would Gordon Ramsay scream “IT’S RAW” in the bedroom too?

So grab a knife, fork, and maybe some wet wipes — this episode is messy. ❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.

This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀

On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.

Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦

As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.

This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀

On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.

Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦

As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.

As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.

If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.

There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.

We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.

As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.

If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.

There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.

We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another 15 minute episode of the ‘OneFive’ Club. 

If you’re having a bad day ( or think you might) then maybetake your mind off it and take a listen to this masterpiece. 

In this episode we take Ian Beale for a day out, and if you’velistened before  - you will know thatnever ends well. 

Please enjoy, however if you are easily offended then maybe give it a miss, or listen and then report us.

 All the best  

BPJ & NFATT