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Hey Sayswhovia! Dan and Maureen are back with a Friday afternoon update in this never-ending election week. 

BUT WAIT: MAYBE IT IS OVER????

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So last night the election happened. Now it's today. We... maybe know some stuff? Or not? Or maybe? Join Maureen and Dan as they attempt to puzzle it through. There's math!

Plus, a very special guest opens the episode. What the actual living f*ck.

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It's election day. 

Uh, yay?  No, that doesn't sound right.

It's going to be a long day, so join Maureen and Dan with some ideas on how to fill the time so you don't spend it all just furiously refreshing FiveThirtyEight.

See you tomorrow!

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It’s just ONE WEEK until the election, and Dan and Maureen are ready. By ready, this means they are not ready. They are sort of ready. They are as ready as they will ever be, which is not that ready, but ready enough. So, not ready.

It’s time to talk about final moves, coping, and who might be hiding in your toilet.

SaysWhovia…assemble!
 

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It’s the calm before the storm, SaysWhovia. Or the eye of the storm. Or it’s not a storm. Or it’s not calm. Dan and Maureen are no longer sure. It’s 14 days until Election Day, except it’s not even that because people are voting already so…DAN KNOWS, HE KNOWS.

Maureen feels that the quiet is eerie. She has been working a lot. Dan is happy to hear it, because he has a story he would like to tell her—a story about Rudy and his Magical Repair Shop. A store of a pile of wet laptops, a sticker, a sad man, and what it means to be 50% sure of something. This story has it all. Mostly, it has Rudy. So much Rudy.

We’re in the chute now, SaysWhovia. WHEEEEEEEEEEE

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It’s 21 days until the election at the time of recording. Dan and Maureen have gotten into the groove, now. They’re battle hardened. Do you think those two chumps from 2016 could have handled COVID Trump? They could not. This new Dan and Maureen can.

Kind of. Well, they aren’t crying as much as usual.

The President is on a lot of drugs and is flying around the country, like some kind of 70s rock star. Maureen knows a lot about those. Trump has big 1973 energy. Also, Maureen would like to know how election night is going to play out, but Dan will not tell her. Goddammit, Dan.

Pass to the left, SaysWhovia. It’s almost time to vote.

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Maureen has had enough of everything and needs Dan to talk her down. Dan is fine with that—also, he has some facts he would like to share about who has COVID in the White House. Hint: almost everyone!

Then Maureen taps out and orders a weighted blanket.

That’s pretty much it.

Into the blanket fort, SaysWhovia. Cuddle up.

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A lot of things happened between checks notes Thursday and Saturday. A lot. 

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What more do you want?

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It’s Tuesday again or something! Dan and Maureen aren’t sure. They think it is Tuesday. Anyway, things are fine. Dan is dealing well with Zoom Kindergarten, and Maureen has good news to share! Really good news! She had an adventure.

Of course, there are things that have to be discussed, like the passing of RBG and failed COVID policies in two countries. And the debates next week. Oh, that’s right. The debates next week. And Dan, because he is a jerk, won’t tell Maureen what will happen in the aforementioned debate. She wants to know. It’s all a lot, so why Dan is keeping this information to himself isn’t clear.

We’re really in it now, SaysWhovia. Time to stick together. Follow the big metal finger.

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