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What beloved childhood video game do you most desperately want destroyed by the merchandising machine that is the modern film industry? Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina you can buy at Target for $19.99? Kingdom Hearts $59.99 (Remix)?

Well... we're fresh out of those, but what about MARIO KART!? That's right, this week we reimagine the beloved Nintendo racing series for the big screen. From cell-shaded pyrotechnics to unimaginative puns based on racially sensitive catchphrases, this episode is sure to have everything you need to get you over the finish line.

So strap on your racing goggles and polish-up your red shells, it's a-time to drift your way into this week's grand prix:

Mario Kart: The Movie

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What do millennials love most in the world? Storming Area 51? Accumulating student debt? Being told what they are supposed to like by every other demographic?

While all that may be true, today we're talking about that most beloved tradition of today's youth: the Summer Music Festival. From wild drug rampages to intense aromas, these massive summer performance events have something for everyone to enjoy, so we thought we'd try our hand at making our own. This episode we lift the curtain on this mystical world and give you a first hand look at what it takes to survive the weekend.

So put on some body glitter and check your wristbands, you'll need them to get into this week's main event:

THUNDER DREAMS

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What would you do if you discovered you had inherited a million dollars? One billion? Some arbitrary number in between that comes with an absurd amount of preconditions and complicated rules? Well welcome to this week's episode! Today, we explore the familiar concept behind films like the classic "Brewster's Millions" in which our protagonist suffers the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

So, slip on your vintage silk robe and slippers made from imported Siberian Tiger; it's time to get bougie with this week's main event: It's Money, Baby!

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This week on Screenplayed we are joined by special guest Dan Pauley of the "Friends in the Corner" podcast! Dan was gracious enough to have our own Chris Raque and Zach Wooldridge on his podcast last week to discuss Screenplayed and all things fake cinema. Dan does a great job using his podcast to showcase some of the most interesting things going on in the state of Kentucky, and working with him we were able to create what we think might just be the unifying sports epic this country needs in these trying times. After all, curling is the national pastime...

So, without any further ado, bring your stones and polish that ice as we introduce the next era in curling-based cinema:

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This episode takes us back to the summer of '07, bringing a classic coming-of-age story with a campy feel along for the ride. From marxist pre-teens, to kid-friendly Havana Nights, this new take on a timeless story is packed full of feels.

So slip on your swim-trunks and grab your bug spray, and welcome campers to:

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This week on Screenplayed, we unravel the perilous origin story of one of the world's greatest thespians: Daniel Day-Lewis. From his origins as simply being a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, to his enduring legacy as one of the greatest and most mysterious forces of nature, we dissect every piece of this legendary persona.

Now, method act as an interested and enthusiastic podcast listener while we present you with tonight's film-

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Inspired by classic East Asian cinema, this week we test our bad-movie style against your unimpressed-listener stance with our take on the classic Kung Fu movie. Pristine white suits, expensive kicks, and the one and only San Francisco Dragon await you as we dive into the tropes of this big screen staple.

So take a bow and prepare your fighting stance for tonight's feature presentation-

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Still reeling from the wild success of Space Jam 2, this week we set the stage for the next installment in the beloved basketball series. From groundbreaking multidimensional romance to demonically possessed Kevin Durant, this third installment brings you everything you've come to expect from the classic Space Jam series.

So come and slam, and welcome to tonight's feature film:

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This week, we explore the thrilling and fabulously cheeky world of James Bond. Whether it's a K-Pop/Hip Hop theme song you're after or the world's sickest vape rig, we've got what you're looking for right here.

Straighten your bow tie and down your 4th Martini, it's time for tonight's feature film:

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Blood, money, and neon. These are the pillars upon which this episode is built. This week, the boys explore the world of the Synthwave A E S T H E T I C and live out a fantasty they've been dreaming about for years... or at least since Blockbuster went out of business.

Strap into your Ferrari Testarossa and put on your Ray Ban Aviators, this one could get bumpy as we present this week's feature film: NOCTURNE