The boys demonstrate just how hard they're ready to ride or die for Michael Bay's brand of gonzo action cinema, breaking down his entire filmography before discussing his latest: the coked up drone bank robbery roller-coaster, AMBULANCE.

The doctor is in (sort of)! As they attempt to duck watching Jared Leto's MORBIUS, the boys revisit Wesley Snipes' iconic day-walking vampire hunter, Blade. Oh yeah, they do get to Leto's bloodsucker, eventually, albeit begrudgingly.

While the boys continue to work out the Season 3 deets, they check out X at SXSW and then go on a bender of Ti West's peculiar brand of horror cinema.

We're in-between seasons, but that didn't stop the boys from bingeing a whole bunch of RPattz and then talking about his turn taking on the cape and cowl in Matt Reeves' THE BATMAN. In this Bonus Episode, we become vengeance!

Will somebody, please, get these boys some guns. Jacob and Marten square off against SH regular Simon Abrams, who unloads a full clip into the JOHN WICK franchise. But does he nuke the boys' minds? Tool up and find out.

For the Season 2 finale, Jacob and Marten boil down nine Texas Chain Saw films (including the latest Netflix entry) to their disreputable essence and then shoot them directly into the main vein. Who will survive and what will be left of them?

Set the diving depth for schlock! For Spine #26, Jacob and Marten travel back to '89 and dissect the underwater horror boom that arrived in response to James Cameron's THE ABYSS. The brilliant filmic foam produced by this saltwater wave? George P. Cosmatos' goopy, mean creature feature, LEVIATHAN.

The boys throw on some rocket skates and decide to jump the LA river with the greatest mondo stuntmen who ever lived. It's our JACKASS episode!

A "one for us" rabbit hole episode of the highest order, Jacob recommends the oeuvre of James Bridges to Marten, and much beer swilling, bull-riding, and fist-fighting occurs because of it. It's the mechanical bull extravaganza, URBAN COWBOY!

For our latest barrage of bad takes, Cody thinks Chris Nolan's high-minded action movie COVID bomb is "dumb", causing Jacob and Marten to clutch their pearls.