We're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode.

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In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.

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In this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase.

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In this episode we discuss angry parents and library books.

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In this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road.

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In this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology.

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Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname.

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In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.

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Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks.

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Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.

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