In this episode we discuss skipping parties, tweeting retirement, and eating garbage.

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In this episode Adam DiMarco (aka Albie Di Grasso) joins us to discuss public sex, private messages, and birds.

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In this episode we discuss our pet peeves, fitness routines, and wanting to want an iPad.

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In this episode we discuss soccer, football, and Norwegian Nerds.

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In this episode we discuss mouth breathing, polyamory, and laser hair removal. Shout out to Patrick.

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In this episode we discuss throat spray, law students, and Jake’s father.

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In this episode we discuss bad neighbors, infertility, and Amir's smoothie business.

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In this episode we discuss breaking up, driving bad, and moving to Romania.

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In this episode we discuss stretching, gifting, and why size doesn't matter.

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Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers!

In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff’s Shark Tank ideas.

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