In this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs.

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Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.

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Friend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders.

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In this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors.

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In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself.

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In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award.

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Fellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop.

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In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards.

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In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award.

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In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness.

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