Why is Travis Kelce the most famous player in the NFL? How much should you miss booze during Dry January? Where can you get away from everything? Should you trust anyone with really nice teeth? Plus: dorky cussing, human fists, Big Masseuse, 16-beers-deep Chris Cote, and a casual aside about allegedly murdering your roommate.

Further reading:

Kicking the Habit (Slate)

The People Who Brought You Travis Kelce (The New York Times)

They Sold Everything to Go on a 3-Year Cruise. How It All Unraveled. (The New York Times)

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/17UhD1blqNE

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