Fat little kids, C-Lane was almost late and he's angry, tangled to death in a car wash, in defense of Kaley Cuoco, stop parent shaming, more psychic readings, why no one is answering your 911 call, Bills fans get ready to shovel again, a 747 on fire in Miami and so much more!

Shawn's Death Algorithm

The News Junkie, Shawn Wasson, with Sabrina and C-Lane.
The three best friends you never knew you had run through the most viral stories of the day.

Comedy

News

The greatest tv moment ever, don't eat bear meat, a priest bites a woman, a brand new saint, Trump wants a gold grill, you could win a jet, an update on the Scottie Scheffler arrest, the Doge dog is dead, RIP Morgan Spurlock and so much more!

Run Into The Wall

Chaos breaks out as the show starts, Ms Rachel drama, the NFL arrest video, the tallest waterslide in the world, a man wants some free golf clubs, why Shawn yelled at Courtney, a member of the band Train died and so much more!

The Weirdest Show

The weirdest coffee ad ever, a huge tornado, a baseball lands in an odd place, space lasers, the worst birthday cake ever, your car is going to start beeping at you, a brave valedictorian speech, the turbulence passengers speak out, the Mar-a-lago conspiracy and so much more!

Million Miles An Hour

A crazy interview on CNN goes viral, C-Lane should be monetizing his baby, they want to go to Four Seasons, Terrence Howard is famous for something, Climate Change vs Microplastics and the Doom Goblins, Scarlett Johansson fights the AI beast, bellyflop on an orca and so much more!

My Plastic Balls

An interview with the world's first successful face transplant recipient, Shawn's weekend in the Southeast, a Bluey party gone hilariously wrong, Diddy's video coverup, Eli Copter pranks the news, the cops PGA arrest looks bad, Amy Kaufeldt says Shawn is wrong about Buc-ee's and so much more!

Shawn's Death Algorithm

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