Dear Steve and Shirley, I got in a bad fist fight with my best buddy because of a woman that he is secretly in love with. I had a house party recently and we all had a lot to drink, so I offered to let a few people stay over. All night, my boy was trying to talk to the finest girl that was there and she was not really receptive to him. He told me that she asked about me, but she’s not my type so I didn’t pay it any mind. She ended up staying at my house because she lives in the suburbs and had been drinking...............

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