It's part 2 of our Holiday Extravaganza with our very first guest who is NOT a toy boy! Meet Josh, a broken man with a traumatic childhood. Marvel as he spins tales of Demon-Possessed Slimer Dolls. Gasp as he insults Blake and Adam for being TOO into toys. Gag in disgust as he brings out his Bad Toy for show n' tell.

Oh, and you're also gonna meet an awful little guy named Da Grunt.

!!!WARNING!!! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE THE MOVIE. SO MANY SPOILERS. WE WILL SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF IT. !!!WARNING!!!

Blake unveils a Rookie For All Seasons. Adam unboxes a crate o' Firefly paraphernalia and more! Adam also got too snobby and had some problems with his expensive Donald Duck figure.

Shelf Life After Dark: Target Holiday Toy Catalog 2017 Review

At the end we are going to tell you how Superman came back to life so, seriously.

Will your child's toy be lucky enough to grab a coveted Toty award? If it costs under one hundred dollars, probably not. Also, Shelf Life After Dark, Logan: An American Boy, and BLAKE GOT MARRIED!

For mature listeners.

Music: The Idle Race.

Join us in our first ever Spooktacular extravaganza, where we kick off a tradition sure to last one hundred years. If this doesn't scare the pants off you, you're beyond help. We take our first listener call-in question. We review an action figure box set so boring it's SPOOKY.

Music copyrights: are complicated

Shelf Life finally sells out hardcore and starts hawking products like it's our damn job (because it might have to be). Adam hauled way more than Blake as usual and Blake is also dying. We reveal the toy hobby's dark underbelly known as SWAPPING. Blake starts a viral campaign to #STOPTHESWAP. If you see something, say something.

Surprise special guest!

Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race.

In our first episode ever, we try to cover the entire universe of toy collecting. We end up talking about millenial meerkats who do magic and MMA.

Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race.

The boys delve into action figure customizing but get sidetracked by 1940s sex symbol Betty Boop's enormous and unwieldy head. Funko is shat upon. Sage customs advice is given out like candy. So lap it up, nerds. Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race

In this triumphant return of our podcast, meet Adam's Baby Boys--no, not the real children he had organically, those are his flesh boys. Meet his plastic Bouncing Baby Toy Children, whom he loves, the Mythic Legions. Also we talk about NECA and some other dogshit. PLUS...a real live WOMAN as a Special Guest!