Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

Ever had your day go from zero to exorcism before lunch? Welcome to Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, where Beverly Hills stylists Jason Townsend and Jack spill the wildest true stories from behind the chair.

In this episode, the guys face a double dose of salon chaos — a demon-possessed client named Sally and a neighboring salon trying to rinse perms in nail salon foot baths after a sewer meltdown. 😳💅

From exorcisms during blowouts to foot-spa shampoos, this story proves nothing surprises a hairstylist anymore. Equal parts comedy and cringe, it’s a brutally funny reminder that beauty is pain — and sometimes, it’s supernatural.

🎙️ Real hairstylists. Real chaos. Real laughter.

🔥 Hit play to hear how the beauty industry meets The Exorcist — and don’t forget to follow for weekly WTF moments that only happen behind the chair.

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• Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sh-t-i-told-my-hairdresser/id1713096623
• 📸 Follow the madness on Instagram: @shititoldmyhairdresser

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

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In this laugh-out-loud episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, former Beverly Hills stylists Jason and Jack relive one of the most unbelievable salon stories ever — the tale of Fired Mary, a longtime client who simply refused to accept she’d been fired. From manila envelopes filled with 1990s hair photos to a full-blown salon standoff, Jason reveals the wild truth about what really happens when stylists say “we’re done” — and the client just… doesn’t leave.

This unfiltered, real-life comedy podcast blends insider hairstylist experience with outrageous behind-the-chair chaos. Whether you’re a hairdresser, salon junkie, or just love true stories that make you cry-laugh, this one’s a must-listen.

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👉 Spotify | Apple Podcasts

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In this jaw-dropping episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, Jason and Jack dive into the wildest salon story yet — when a harmless group chat spirals out of control, ending with someone posting photos of a real dead body. What begins as another day of hairstylist chaos turns into a darkly funny lesson in boundaries, burnout, and salon etiquette gone horribly wrong.

But the madness doesn’t stop there. From state board raids and expired licenses to a sketchy beauty school instructor who mixes “education” with bathing suits and beer, Jason and Jack peel back the curtain on the untamed side of the beauty industry. Expect unfiltered truth, biting humor, and behind-the-chair storytelling that exposes what really happens beyond the blow dryers and balayage.

Authentic. Outrageous. Relatable. Whether you’re a hairdresser, beauty pro, or just love hearing WTF salon stories, this episode blends real industry insight with laugh-out-loud storytelling

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What happens when your salon client turns out to be a loan shark with ties to Whitey Bulger—and then offers to “take care” of your problems? Add in shady blowdryer distributors, bad customer service, and salon gossip gone wild, and you’ve got one of our most outrageous episodes yet.

On Shit I Told My Hairdresser, Jason & Jack share the unfiltered stories from behind the chair—mixing mob drama, salon confessions, shady salespeople, and beauty industry chaos with the kind of comedy you can’t make up.

🎧 If you love funny podcasts, crazy salon stories, client disasters, beauty industry gossip, and unfiltered comedy, hit play now. And don’t forget: follow, rate & review—if you love it, tell 10 friends. If you hate it, tell 20. Stay shitty!

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What would you do if the stylist who ruined your hair showed up at your next appointment — only to discover it was her identical twin?

In this episode, Jason & Jack uncover a story of sibling drama, stolen salon identities, lies, and wild family feuds that sound too crazy to be true.

🎧 If you’re into funny podcasts, salon nightmares, beauty gossip, and insane client stories, hit play now. Follow, rate & review — and stay shitty.

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Its our 100th Episode! How do you celebrate 100 episodes of pure chaos? By telling the wildest, grossest, and funniest salon story yet.

In this milestone episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, Jason & Jack — former Beverly Hills stylists with decades of salon experience — share a jaw-dropping client horror story: a teenage boy who literally pooped himself in the chair to avoid a haircut. And yes, his mom confirmed, “Sometimes he does that.” 🤯

This episode isn’t just about laughs (though there are plenty). It’s a reminder of why real stories from behind the chair matter — from gross-out moments to heartfelt chaos, it’s the raw truth only stylists can tell.

As the hosts of a ranked Comedy + Society & Culture podcast, Jason & Jack have built a community around outrageous storytelling, pulling from years of salon expertise and real-life client encounters. And with 100 episodes behind them, their track record speaks for itself.

🎧 Whether you’re a stylist, a salon junkie, or just someone who loves insane stories, this episode will have you laughing, gagging, and hitting replay.

👉 Listen now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts

👉 Follow the chaos on Instagram: @shititoldmyhairdresser

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

From Efferdent highlights to blow-dryer cooking, our guest Marcy Marie spills the wildest prison beauty hacks and survival recipes you’ve ever heard. Glam, grit, and jaw-dropping laughs inside this episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser. Jason & Jack sit down with Marcy Marie — speaker, prison reform advocate, and viral TikTok creator with over 4.7M views. Marcy opens up about:

✨ How she turned prison hacks into beauty routines and food recipes.

✨ The wild truth about Texas prisons, parole, and survival hustles.

✨ Her inspiring journey from a 20-year sentence to premiering her film Whispers Beyond Bars in Los Angeles.

This is more than comedy — it’s raw, real, and unbelievably creative storytelling that proves resilience (and good hair) can thrive anywhere.

💇‍♀️ From prison beauty hacks to prison food recipes, this episode is packed with hilarious moments, shocking confessions, and heartfelt wisdom.

🔗 Listen now and laugh, learn, and rethink everything you thought you knew about life behind bars.

👉 Follow Marcy’s work: marciemarie.com

👉 Join the conversation on Instagram: @shititoldmyhairdresser

👉 Stream the full episode:

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jason and Jack tell the truth about Brazilian blowout treatment, SPOILER ALAERT IT"S POISON!

What happens when a simple salon service turns into the most outrageous client story you’ve ever heard? In this episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser*, we dive into the world of Brazilian blowouts, wild client requests, and unfiltered salon gossip that will leave you saying, “No way that actually happened!”

From jaw-dropping moments behind the chair to laugh-out-loud confessions, this episode proves that the beauty industry is about way more than hair—it’s about the secrets, scandals, and unforgettable stories that never make it past the salon door.

🎙 Tune in now for:

• Hilarious and shocking salon confessions
• Real-life “WTF moments” from the beauty industry
• Raw, unfiltered podcast storytelling you won’t find anywhere else

👉 Listen, laugh, and share your own crazy salon stories with us at https://shititoldmyhairdresser.com

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jason and Jack dive into one of their wildest stories yet: “President of Epstein Island.” From secret service calls to insider gossip from salon chairs, they spill the tea on media cover-ups, political scandals, and the jaw-dropping encounters their clients have had with some of the most powerful people in the world.

But don’t worry—it’s not all politics and conspiracies. You’ll also get the laughs, the outrageous salon stories, and the raw honesty that keep listeners coming back every week.

👉 If you love unfiltered conversations, celebrity gossip, wild true stories, and comedy with a bite—this is your podcast.

🎙 Listen, subscribe, and stay shitty.

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Its Britney Spears Story time! Jack has a birfday, and Jack and Jason's clients have me days.

🎉 It’s birthday week, salon chaos, and celebrity meltdown stories all rolled into one episode! Jack and Jason dive into wild behind-the-scenes moments of Britney Spears at the VMAs, Hollywood nightlife with Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan, and what really went down during Britney’s head-shaving spiral. ✂️✨

But that’s not all—we also tackle the everyday drama of salon life: clients demanding “me days,” last-minute appointment battles, and why sometimes the customer is definitely NOT always right.

🔥 If you love unfiltered stories, celebrity gossip, and hilarious real-life salon confessions—you don’t want to miss this one.

👉 Don’t forget to rate, review & follow—because the shittier it gets, the better it gets!

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.