Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

Jason use to work with a prostitute in his salon and a client had the receipts to prove it.

Ever wondered what really goes on behind the salon chair? 🪒💈 From hooker hairdressers to HOA poolside scandals, Jason and Jack spill the tea on the wildest, most unfiltered stories you’ve never heard before.

🔥 Why Listen?

✔️ Hilarious & Raw – No filter, just outrageous confessions.

✔️ Salon Secrets Exposed – Prostitutes, bad haircuts, and clear heels? Oh my.

✔️ Real Talk – Because life’s too short for boring convos.

🎙️ New Episodes Weekly – Subscribe now so you don’t miss the next WTF moment!

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👉 Submit YOUR Story at shititoldmyhairdresser.com – You might hear it on air!

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Perfect for fans of: Call Her Daddy, My Favorite Murder, The Joe Rogan Experience (but with more glitter & backdoor action).

Stay shitty, listener persons. 😏

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Matt is our guest hairdresser and we discuss hairdresser life coaches, educators who prey on students and creepy staff in high end salons

Sh*t I Told My Hairdresser" pulls back the curtain on the wild, unspoken truths of the beauty industry—from predatory "hair coaches" scamming stylists out of thousands to creepy salon owners with questionable morals. Hosted by Jason and Jack, this no-filter podcast dives into outrageous stories (like a $30K beauty school scam), workplace horror stories, and the dark side of influencer culture in hairdressing.

🔥 Why Listen?

• Real Talk: Raw, unfiltered convos about the beauty industry’s underbelly.
• Dark Humor: Laugh at the absurdity while learning what not to do.
• Exposés: From shady educators to salon creeps, we name names (well, almost).

🎙️ Perfect for: Stylists, beauty pros, or anyone who loves drama, true stories, and calling out BS. Subscribe now—because your hairdresser DEFINITELY has tea to spill.

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A client get her hair done wasted and can't talk and who knew clients in Brentwood were so racist

From hammered clients communicating only in thumbs-ups to racist rants mid-haircut, we spill the tea on the craziest, most unhinged moments behind the chair. Think Curb Your Enthusiasm meets Intervention—with scissors.

🔥 Why Listen?

• Real salon chaos: Drunk mutes, Nazi confessions, and "Where will you be during the jihad?" questions.
• Dark humor meets WTF moments: Because trauma is funnier when it’s someone else’s.
• Your stories too! Tag your stylist or DM us @shititoldmyhairdresser with your own salon horror stories—you might get featured!

🎧 Listen now for unfiltered hairdresser drama. Rate & follow if you love it (or hate us—tell 20 friends).

#HairdresserDrama #SalonStories #PodcastHumor #WTFMoments #ShitIToldMyHairdresser

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Botox for your scrotum, labia, and butthole, we guess it's not just for your face anymore! Also hair educators need to know their audience or at least how to hold a pair of scissors!

Join Jason and Jack as they spill the tea on wild client confessions, bizarre beauty trends (Scrotox, anyone?), and cringe-worthy industry fails. From Botox horror stories to razor-cut disasters, no topic is off-limits. Expect laughs, gasps, and WTF moments—because the best stories start with, “Shit I told my hairdresser…”

🔥 Why Listen?

✔ Hilarious & Raw: Uncensored convos about plastic surgery gone wrong, sweaty ball solutions, and "hole tox" (yes, it’s a thing).

✔ Behind-the-Scenes Drama: Salon secrets, celeb encounters, and "educators" who shouldn’t hold scissors.

✔ Engagement Boosters: Tag a friend who needs Botox (or a therapist) after hearing this!

📣 SEO Keywords: Beauty fails, Botox horror stories, funny podcast, salon confessions, plastic surgery trends, WTF moments, hairdresser drama, viral stories.

🎧 Subscribe now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts—and tell 10 friends (or 20 enemies). Stay shitty!

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jason fan girls over hair educator, art director and long time friend Gary France from Toni@Guy/LabelM UK.

Hairdressing Rockstar & Global Misadventures" – Strap in for a wild ride with legendary hairdresser and Tony & Guy icon Gary France as he spills the tea on 35+ years of backstage chaos, international hijinks, and celebrity encounters. From shitting himself in Australia (mid-pool shot) to nearly getting kidnapped by a vodka-fueled Russian in Moscow, Gary’s stories prove hairdressers are the ultimate rockstars—just with more scissors and less groupies.

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✔️ Cocaine, Couture & Kate Moss – Behind-the-scenes of 90s fashion and music scenes

✔️ Global Disasters – Acid attacks in Pakistan, armed bodyguards, and Reindeer’s Tears vodka

✔️ Unfiltered Industry Truths – Why hairdressers are the real MVPs of chaos

🚀 Subscribe now for more unfiltered hairdressing tales! Drop a review if you’ve ever survived a salon disaster.

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ellen DeGeneres fires everyone, but not Jack, and bitches be bitchin 4 months later wanting free work.

we expose the dark side of Ellen’s "be kind" empire, share wild salon stories, and roast clueless clients who think hair color grows like ivy (yes, really). From electric Subarus to Karens demanding free highlights four months later, no topic is off-limits. Raw, hilarious, and brutally honest—this is the podcast your mom warned you about.Ellen DeGeneres, salon horror stories, hairdresser podcast, cancel culture, behind-the-scenes Hollywood, funny podcast, unfiltered comedy

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Listener challenge! Jason reads a listeners emails and its a good one lets see who can top it, and Canadians don't put up with hairdresser shenanigans

"Complete the Beast" – Buckle up for another wild episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser where we dive into an insane email about a secret salon society, naked women, cow’s blood rituals, and a butt plug ponytail (yes, really). Then, we relive a chaotic hair show in Calgary where Mounties crash a cocaine-fueled party. From bizarre initiation ceremonies to airport detentions, no story is too outrageous for us. Raw, unfiltered, and hilariously unhinged—this is storytelling at its most shitty.

Subscribe now for more jaw-dropping tales and unfiltered chaos!

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Clients face changes and other side effects to Ozempic, and God we love to hate a motivational speaker What happens when the latest Hollywood weight-loss trend walks into the salon chair? Jason and Jack dive into the rise of Ozempic face—the sagging skin, thinning hair, and shocking transformations they’re seeing behind the chair. From celebrity beauty standards to everyday clients chasing quick fixes, this episode mixes insider hairdresser confessions with laugh-out-loud commentary.

Along the way, the guys reveal wild salon stories, personal health confessions, and a few “WTF moments” you won’t hear anywhere else.

🎧 Listen now for unfiltered humor, salon gossip, and pop culture hot takes—because sometimes the sh*ttier it gets, the better it gets.

“Rate & review on Apple Podcasts & Spotify—it’s free and keeps us staying shitty.”

“Follow us on Instagram @shititoldmyhairdresser for extra salon chaos.”

“Got a crazy salon story? Send it to us at shititoldmyhairdresser.com and you might hear it on the show.”

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Dive into another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, where we tackle the bizarre trend of Ozempic face, saggy diaper butts, and the extreme lengths people go to for weight loss. From disturbing salon confessions to stolen motivational stories, no topic is off-limits. Tune in for raw humor, wild client tales, and a dose of reality—because sometimes, the truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.

Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What really happens behind the chair when the salon lights go down? In this explosive episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, Jason and Jack sit down with longtime friends and fellow stylists John and Lauren to expose the dark underbelly of the hair industry—from toxic salon “cult” culture and narcissistic salon owners to jaw-dropping stories of harassment, gaslighting, and chaos at international hair shows.

It’s raw. It’s unfiltered. And it’s the side of the beauty industry most people never get to hear. But don’t worry—it’s not all heavy. Between the confessions, you’ll get the laughs, the sarcasm, and the comedy chaos you’ve come to expect.

🎧 Tune in now on Apple Podcasts & Spotify for the perfect mix of salon gossip, behind-the-chair confessions, and unfiltered comedy—because the sh*ttier it gets, the better it gets.

👉 “Got your own salon horror story? Drop it at shititoldmyhairdresser.com and you might hear it on the show.”

⭐ “Rate & review on Apple Podcasts—it’s free and keeps us staying shitty.”

🔗 Follow @shititoldmyhairdresser for extra salon drama.

Jason and Jack have husband and wife hairdressing team John and Lauren Alanouf and we talk about leaving a salon cult, toxic loyalty, and the dark side of hairdressing

he unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from Italian VPs proposing "I'll fuck her tonight, you tomorrow" to narcissist salon owners and industry cults. Hosts Jack & Jason expose the hilarious, WTF, and sometimes dark truths of the hairdressing world. No glossy bullshit, just raw, outrageous tales from the chair. Stay Shitty!

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

From FBI sting operations in Newport Beach to the weirdest salon chair confessions, Jason and Jack are back with another unfiltered ride. In this episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, the guys dish on chauvinistic salon clients, awkward celebrity run-ins, and bizarre stories of zoophilia that will leave you laughing, cringing, and saying WTF.

With their trademark mix of comedy, storytelling, and real behind-the-chair experience, this is one podcast you’ll want to share.

🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts & Spotify, and don’t forget to rate, review & follow — because the sh*ttier it gets, the better it gets. Rate & review on Apple Podcasts & Spotify—it’s free and keeps us staying shitty.”

“Got your own WTF salon story? Share it at shititoldmyhairdresser.com.”

“Follow us on Instagram @shititoldmyhairdresser for behind-the-chair chaos.”

Jason has a client that deals with zoophiles and a car theft ring in Newport Beach

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Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.