Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

By Jason Townsend a former Beverly Hills celebrity hairdressers spilling the teaComedySociety & CultureArtsFashion & Beauty
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Sh!t I told my Hairdresser episodes

  • Delusional rebirth

    What happens when a client emails the salon demanding a “rebirth,” wants to be turned into a goddess, but refuses to pay for the work it takes? Chaos.

    In this episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, Jason & Jack break down one of the most delusional salon stories yet — from dramatic emails and impossible demands to price meltdowns, narcissistic rants, and codependent clients who can’t let go.

    🎧 If you love funny podcasts, outrageous client stories, salon confessions, beauty industry gossip, and unfiltered comedy, hit play now. Don’t forget to follow, rate & review — and remember: if you love it, tell 10 friends. If you hate it, tell 20. Stay shitty!

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



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    31 min
  • The Zodiac stylist

    A colorist nods off on a clients head, and Jason has ties to the Mexican mafia? Plus the bling ring leader now cuts hair in a astrological way


    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


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    27 min
  • An exceptional piece of shit

    Listeners emails with the craziest lies clients make up to get out of a cancellation fee, and hair extension who pulls yours out?


    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


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    34 min
  • Stinky Zucchini

    It's academy awards season, that means celebrity story time, and a 16 year old puts veggies in his anus, BUT WAIT theres more, a hole lot more!


    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    32 min
  • Compliment ambush

    Ever been trapped by a stylist who demands, “Don’t you love it?” before you can answer? Jason & Jack call out the narcissistic colorists and fake flattery tricks that leave clients feeling stuck.

    This episode exposes compliment ambushes, shady stylists, 8-hour highlight disasters, and salon drama that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time.

    🎧 Perfect for fans of outrageous salon stories, beauty industry gossip, and unfiltered comedy podcasts. Don’t forget to follow and drop a review — it keeps the chaos coming.

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    28 min
  • #Otherspeoplesmoney

    Clients who are pissed that they have to use PTO or a sick day to get their hair done, and hairdressers who trauma dump on their clients

    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    30 min
  • Hiring Hot

    The hiring practices in LA are very different from everywhere else and clients sure can get mad when they don't get what they can't have.

    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    27 min
  • Home wrecker opportunist

    We read listener persons email about douche bag haircuts and a voice mail from Australia tells us about a home wrecker opportunist.

    http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    28 min
  • Unhappy hour invite

    Some people know how to play the game a little to well, and we got another creeper, when will guys learn.http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    29 min
  • LA fires

    🔥 From wildfires in Malibu to hair emergencies in Beverly Hills, this week’s episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser is pure chaos you won’t want to miss. Jason and Jack unpack the devastating LA fires, Hollywood’s reaction, and the ripple effects on everyday people—salon owners, stylists, and clients who lost everything.

    But it wouldn’t be our show without laughs: we dive into the most ridiculous “hair emergencies” we’ve ever seen—everything from melted plastic disasters to last-minute Oscars invites. ✂️😂

    Whether you’re here for the celebrity gossip, the behind-the-chair confessions, or just some much-needed comedy, this episode delivers both heart and humor.

    🎧 Tune in now, rate & review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and don’t forget to share it with a friend—because the sh*ttier it gets, the better it gets.

    👉 Follow us on Instagram @shititoldmyhairdresser

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    Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair.

    From hilarious salon horror stories to serious conversations about identity, mental health, beauty standards, and industry politics, Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser says the quiet parts out loud with raw honesty, dark humor, and zero filter.

    New episodes weekly featuring hairstylists, salon owners, beauty insiders, celebrities, and real stories the industry usually keeps behind closed doors.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    30 min

About Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

From the publisher's feed

Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser is the unfiltered hairdresser podcast exposing the wild, hilarious, chaotic, and brutally honest reality of life behind the salon chair.Hosted by veteran hairstylist Jason…

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