Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the 512 episode of Sneaky Dragon, the podcast that’s seen the best mind of its generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix and stuff.

This week: freedom haters; CV jeebies; Excel-ence; useless danger; tasteful butts; former Christian bias; books are burning; fictional horse mysteries; blame the Dutch; phony centenary; old folks in context; wear a raincoat; select views; thinking can be an issue; bubble memories; community action; flossing; nostalgic dental care; silly awards; fuck the Pulitzer; acceptable fucks; shroom trips; the best Swift; love a man in uniform; no milk today; clapter; unconvincing podcast; Eminem by the numbers; the more famous Ian Boothby; Dork Shadows – The Children’s Hour; Tile Tales™; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; plenty o’horses; Flinstones theory; horse snub; child assassins; rockin’ dentist; Monkeeshines; Southern comfort foods; intricate modern world; penpals; and, finally, squirrel nuts.

Question of the Week: Have you ever been involved with a community activity?Sub-question of the Week: Do you floss regularly? If not, do you feel guilty?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the 511th episode of the podcast that won’t stop, can’t stop!

This week: crowning glory; weak teeth; sticks and bones; soothing grind; boring grind; burning eyeballs; Porsche payments; cheques and balances; animal voodoo; sports of kings; flying horses; battle cats; rhetorical question; horse mysteries; wrong turn; theme cake; specialized dishes; dislocated food; sad dad; sibling harmony; family museum; moving back; basic chef; sidewalk dentistry; RIP Norm MacDonald; locker room humour; plain speaking; too much religion; wringing humour out of face cancer; sharing weakness; awkward hugs; obligatory kisses; unpredicable Ed; designed for menial tasks; you might be a jedi; it’s a Covid-y world; body books; jelly jam; keep on tractorin’; eating a meal song; and, finally, the 444!

Question of the Week: Have you ever owned a horse? Or – let’s make this less niche – have you ever had the pleasure – or displeasure – of riding a horse?Sub-question of the Week: Who is your favourite female action star?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 510 of your second favourite podcast!

Warning: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings spoilers 1:01:00 and 1:25:00

This week: questionable start; sub-sub-basement; headphone hair; hillbilly elegy; Kuwaiti liniment; lyric amnesia; not Gilbert & Sullivan; fallings out; embouchure action; death by evil; story songs; astronauts and cave people; he’s Sherwood Schwartz; bad sitcoms; cokey comedy; rushing to heal; destructive role models; the Brady Bunch murders; best episode; monkey see, monkey shouldn’t; unsupervised destruction; crow cons; let’s talk about Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings; super San Fran; boring kaiju; bloated CGI slug-fest;s; friends without benefits; death dealt; murder everything; Y: The Last Man excitement; forgetful dragon; Dork Shadows: Hour of the Wolf; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; melomalade; pruning up; new dad; applesauce, applesauce; chapless asses; you call that a mugging; and, finally, cheers!

Question of the Week: Is there something that had to give up that was hard to give up?Sub-question of the Week: What is your favourite episode of a podcast you love?

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Have you seen it yet??? The Y: The Last Man trailer!

Check out those executive producer credits!

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 509 of the podcast too good to be a podcast.

This week: closer; phoning it in; essential candy; zero taste; the universal sign of dead; meeting hate; numerical confusion; phone sex; phone money; bumbling; tuna for bumblebees; back in time…again; plastic people; comedy violence; flashbacked; recommended: Mr. and Mrs. Murder; the Joe Rogan factor; that snake is so done; consssssssssensual; eventually you’re a meme; the scales of acting; recommended: The Chair; clumsy humanization; reading mood; YA-deprived; recommended: Dream Horse; battery; virtual horror; asking for it; strangely popular; pear nectar; tomato ghosts; remembering Millennium; the hallway of mail or the closet door of treachery; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; a reward for good acting; morning drain; that most important weapon; David D.enial; love your parents; out of the love loop; to be fair to me; our three day-long episodes; recommended: Francis Ford Coppola’s restoration of The Cotton Club; bummer memory; wrong title; and, finally, love tractor.

Question of the Week: Have you ever canned anything?Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite biography?Sub-sub-question of the Week: Where do you listen to your podcasts? (We imagine on a tractor like Régis.)

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 508 of the newly FDA approved podcast Sneaky Dragon!

This week: we’ve lost track; a bit more Snake Eyes; lost in film; clever exposition; make it like reading the book; a whole lotta LOTR; Hey, Ralph Bakshi; the ol’Mines of Moria bit; shock and awwwwww; slapstick police brutality; slowest show; unlevel superhero playing field; who’s Johnny Spilts; we don’t recommend Reminiscing; you can’t escape your film past; don’t get clever; hypocritic; look-a-like; the problem with narration; the first booty call; the Sherlock Holmes exception; costume films; laughing in spite of oneself; comedy-horror is tricky; best family; back brothers; Dork Shadows- A Night in the Mausoleum; Question of the Week- Sneakers respond; and much, much more!

Question of the Week: What’s your favourite animated film that’s not a Disney film?Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite (fictional) mystery?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 507 of a what-the-fuck-are-we-doing-cast!

This week: artificially intellectual; banal washing machine; guess the empire; strident film reviews; let’s talk about Snake Eyes; ripped off; here’s your hat; Scarlet Widow; bloodless filmmaking; wack-a-doodle action; unenlightening info dumps; remembering The Matrix; bad cave boners; redundant allies; Shibumi detour; double-O penis; professional admiration; Dave loves trash and so does Ian; blown Head; big money in trivia; superhero analogs redux; travel hi-jinks; record store memories; typing touch; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; butt slap controversy; lonely Spider-man; it only takes one; a Dr. Pepper moment; sneaky Sneakers; Falklands failure; angry passengers; deadliest heckler; and, finally, a zinger.

Question of the Week: What’s the most lost you’ve ever gotten?Sub-question of the Week: Have you ever stumbled upon a great store?

We see some Canadian kung fu in Snake Eyes, but here is the original:

Ian mentioned this show so here is the opening:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 506 of the podcast with sleep apnea!

This week: words of wisdom; farmer’s hours; rooster crown; exclusive butter; expensive spice; workshopping with Christ; repellent to mosquitoes; Seinfeld was…okay; joke hater; family humour; mistrust da police; context; the jazz help; moral conundrums; white R&B saviours; you might be a comic; the germ of satire; show the evil; the power of dissuasion; smoking in the pits; disinterest schooling; the last three questions; Tile Tales™; day journey; the laughing bear; beer marks; Dave recommends Annette; love shark; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; more bananas; Alive! The Musical; skinny fat; spooky sumos; memorable horses; apple manoeuvres; Marvel stinkers; apple soup; apple sauce, apple sauce; and, finally, everything is great.

Question of the Week: What is your favourite Marvel duo?Sub-question of the Week: What is a comedy that has aged well. What is one that hasn’t?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 505 of the podcast that never stops. Ever.

This week: boning up; knock-off podcasts; old thoughts; ignorance desserts; good bad bad good movies; bad to the future; metaphysically metaphorical; bucket of shit; he’s the blue smurf; too ethical; not a duck; Count Milkula; legion of super-weirdos; bad statue; heroic analogs; jock talk; card catalogues; over-extended honeymoon periods; Muppet orphans; travelling show; game night; symbolic horror; Dork Shadows – The Big Sleep; have a cold one; mixed-up twins; laserdisc liberation; famously smelly; going apiarist; and, finally, stab immunity.

Question of the Week: Have you been watching the Olympics? What’s your favourite event?Sub-question of the Week: What sort of apples are popular in your region?Sub-sub-question of the Week: What do you do with your apples? Pies? Turnovers? We want to know!

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 504 of the podcast that offers that tiny, little bit more.

This week: table of contents; the war is all over; ye olde podcast; bodies of water; covered in balls; new ‘Busters; drilling one’s head; nude Spider-man; lost in time; the ’70s exception; popular soccer; sneaky Shakespeare; push the nudity; secret cinema; too much Ivanhoe; no wave; a cry for help; on my radio; false arrest; acting out; candy funding; anxiety doctor; catty cake; no soap; Ratzenberger trivia; more dragons; don’t explain it; GI Joe enthusiasm; pre-jack off; Orkney pride; dream parade; wiggery; it’s the same, only different; and, finally, puckin’ eh.

Question of the Week: Have you ever stolen something? And were you caught?Sub-question of the Week: Does your town or city have a singular celebration peculiar to it?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 503 of the podcast that should by this time just know better.

This week: soft start; ice cream treats; on-brand expansion; dishonest cereals; the Cheerios test; mermaid heaven; pushing the limits; sexy cereals; space junk; adult fantasy; references aren’t jokes; adult cartoons; voyage into the past; childhood debris; dire theatre; narrow escape; space race; basement luxury; sneaky kids; sleep cheats; home improvements; impending church; hard to read; super names; true Rudd; Tile Tales™; Dork Shadows – Medium Cool; love a snadwich; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; normal man; child stars; the hive mind; natty chipatis; elaborate grilled cheese; and, finally, crazy parade madness.

Question of the Week: What is a healthy meal you love?Sub-question of the Week: What city or country is not your home, but feels like home?

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A small taste of the madness that is the Stromness Shopping Week Fancy Dress Parade!

Er…bit of an unfortunate thumbnail there, folks, but you get the idea. (The sad part are the empty shops behind the parade, which tells you all you need to know about the unfortunate state of retail everywhere in the world.)