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0:00 Intro
2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it
5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again
6:53 Sponsor!
7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy
9:58 Dating culture has become performative
12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one
15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date
18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating
22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion
26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single
28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 30
30:37 Love at first sight does not exist
33:14 Soulmates aren’t real
36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friends

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WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
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Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
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Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
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Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene 
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