Square Roots - Episode 326 Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2! Also:

- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells - Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2 - Are bad tutorials a bit? - 2014 Funny - That's What Straight Relationships Are Like - Johnny's Boomer Humour

This Week: We Finish Day Two! Next Week: We Finish the Game!

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Square Roots - Episode 325 You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one! Also:

- Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store - No Matthew Life Spoilers - Recasting Taskmaster USA - Too Hot to Dance - Spork & Clork - Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist - Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine

This Week: We Finish Day One! Next Week: We Finish Day Two!

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Square Roots - Episode 324 Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions. Also:

- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys - Toot toot? - Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing - It's just like that one Live song - FURRY! FORCE! FOUR! - Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted - Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort - Chereth Cutestory - Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado - Metal Gear Style Death Monologues - Terra's Himbo Energy - Nothing about Dark Riku is Important

This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!

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Square Roots - Episode 323 It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff. Also:

- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un - Comrade Vanessa - Short Jim - Interfering with Democracy - Butte Talk - Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love? - Wolverine's Hot Dad - The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error - Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore - Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody

This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo! Next Week: We finish the game!

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Square Roots - Episode 322 Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup. Also:

- Up Yours, Woke Moralists! - Something Called the Unraveled - Sora Amnesia Argument - Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three - Vanessa Hates a Heffalump - Gatekeeping Labyrinths - Let It Go, but the Luba Version - Olaf Inflation Fan Art

This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle! Next Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

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Square Roots - Episode 321 On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right, you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story. Also:

- The Clussy Talk - A Jay Leno Looking Monster - Coat Corner - A Train Guy, But For Boats - Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time - Famous Toupées - You've Got A Pal I Know This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! Next Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!

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Sadly this entire podcast crew is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!

Also:

- Megan Mullally's Charmed - Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop - Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering - Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now? - If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity? - Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship

This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3! Next Week: Toy Story world and Tangled World!

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Square Roots - Episode 319 HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over. Also:

- Space Cheese - Hot Nonsense Simulator - Person of Criminality and Island Time - I'm a Deus - A Real Girlfriend Mommy - A Lot of Green Goo Tubes - Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam - The God Children of Xenogears - Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment

This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY! Next Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!

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Square Roots - Episode 318

See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us! Also:

- Everyone's Playing Pirates - The Adventures of Fake Paul - I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario! - Fei's Full Frontal - The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2 - Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To

This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon! Next Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!

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Square Roots - Episode 317 Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*

On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?

Also:

- Kliving Room - A Quest For Subs - The People in Vanessa's Brain - Lady With The Guys - Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup - What would you do with person dust? - Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer - Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene - Double Orphaning!

This Week: We finish Disk 1! Next Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!

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