Stassi's first guest back on the podcast is none other than The Bitch Bible icon, Jackie Schimmel. Jackie was one of Stassi's favorite guests on SUWS, so they spend the first part of the episode catching up and reminiscing. Stassi and Jackie also discuss Jackie's #1 iTunes hit "Bitch", her very specific daily routine, and why you *don't* need to do it all to be successful.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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After a 2+ year hiatus, Stassi Schroeder Clark is back with new episodes of Straight Up With Stassi! In this episode, Stassi brings her Khaleesis up to speed on what has been going on since her last episode aired in May 2020. She also talks about her new podcast structure and what everyone can expect moving forward. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Taylor Strecker joins Stassi to let her know that she's actually happy to be living in Jersey. Stassi insists that Uber not remove the "No Talking" requests that passengers can make. Plus, they discuss current hot topics like: Could any couple possibly survive being quarantined in a studio apartment? Who's actually flying in the planes that go over us? Are there really people who HAVE TO eat massive amounts of food just to maintain their weight? And, Taylor goes off on the Something Navy drama!

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Stassi and Lala Kent answer fan questions during this quarantine check in. Lala shares the torture of her facial platelet injection, the drama of her past drop-kicking food fights with fiance Randall Emmett, and how Stassi might actually be Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. Also, has lock-down stolen their collective Bridezilla Mojo? And Lala guesses which movie stars would play them if VPR was made into a movie.

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Vanderpump Rules' Brittany Cartwright and Stassi talk about what they'll do the minute the lock down ends, how they're effectively managing Jax and Beau, and the pros and cons of a Zoom Birthday party. Plus Brittany dishes on the biggest misconception about her husband Jax Taylor, her favorite recipe to cook, decorating tips, and she FINALLY chooses which cast member of "Friends" is her all-time favorite.

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On the brink of losing her shit for real, Stassi hooks chats with Jackie Schimmel and calls her out for appearing to ACTUALLY be thriving during this pandemic and being an "undercover wellness junkie." Jackie responds by providing Stassi with her survival guide - a.k.a. what she does to delude herself ever day. Plus, is Jackie really triggered by birds and vomit?

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Stassi talks to Beau about getting her quarantine life together - The challenge of living with someone - Who's supposed to do what and who's always ticked off about it - and when does the sex actually happen. Plus, they discuss the details of the Engagement episode that just aired on VPR, including Beau's take as the victim of Stassi's infamous Dark Passenger moment.

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Real OG Katie Maloney joins Stassi from her Valley Quarantine HQ to discuss how she could possibly ramp up her fights with Tom to Stassi and Beau's Dark Passenger level. Plus, they get into the real drama behind the Witches of WeHo breakup on VPR.

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Stassi does a FaceTime podcast with Taylor trying to figure out what the hell they should talk about on a daily basis. What responsible "consistent" drinking is. The appropriate Quarantine stages of grief. How angry tweets can be OK. Plus, some RHOBH Tea and whether Stassi got secretly married.

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Stassi and Beau talk about "Stay at Home" challenges, like finding the motivation to do anything, doing a podcast from home with totally shitty Wifi. and how IG'ers posting pictures of themselves "thriving" makes Stassi's head explode.  Plus, they answer listener questions about the new home, the fate of the wedding and and behind the scenes of the date night you just watched on Vanderpump rules. 

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