This week on The KOKO Show we take a long hard look at round five of The Rugby Championship, a weekend that saw the giddy guys of gold push the All Blacks to the edge in Bledisloe one, as well as the World Champion blazing Boks getting pantsed by the prideful Pumas in a one point thriller. These games are broken down and picked apart by the KOKO Crew as if they were vultures on a sun baked Kudu carcass lying in the middle of the Serengeti.

To help us through this delectable feast of footy filled fabulousness, we have called in the big guns. This fella is one of New Zealand's favourite and somewhat forgotten sons, In 2011 he was the first-five that went from whitebait fishing to World Cup winning. So, please put your hands together for the wholesome hairy Beaver, the Waikato Wizard and the only man to ooze sexy with the middle name Rexy, Mr Stephen Donald. In this week’s episode Beaver takes across the ditch to see what the classy Kiwis are saying about their side's sub-par performance over the weekend, whilst also lifting the lid on what appears to be the start of a footy fuelled national crisis in New Zealand.

With all this sporting sensationalism hooked straight to our veins, the boys felt it was pertinent to spend a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly fierce, flashy and spectacularly ‘sigma’ mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we go around again with our meaty mates from BeefEater, serving up some serious ‘Super Sizzlers’ and the lads issue a big thanks to our purveyor of mothers milk Easy Times Beer Co for quenching the needs of four thirsty men.

On top of all this we roll out a couple of fan fables on the ‘Dear Drew’ hotline and we bring back a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ as the top-halfers go ham for footy once again. So get out your paints, don your smocks and dust off the old easel, we want you to paint us like one of your French girls, as this porous pod sinks to brand new lows. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Start of the show

09:40 - Easy Times Beer Co. ‘The KOKO Premium Mid Larger’ special cans

19:45 - Dear Drew segment - The KOKO Hotline

27:00 - KOKO is off to the Dubai Sevens - get your tickets at www.emiratesdubai7s.com.

33:13 - Introducing Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald

35:57 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

41:07 - Stephen on the progress of the current All Blacks team

49:00 - Playing Barbarians with Stephen Donald

56:31 - The KOKO Quiz

01:04:20 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

01:07:35 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

01:16:37 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

01:19:12 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

01:24:23 - The MANSCAPED promo

01:26:02 - Socials & website plug

01:07:06 - Close of the show

Big thanks to MYER for their support & remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au

Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods & fridges.

AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us

Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco & get your KOKO beer from https://easytimes.beer/koko

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