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OUR LIVES ARE FALLING APART. Trev has a scorpion infestation and Michael is still houseless. They riff on the worst ways to get rid of scorpions, some of the most insane lyrics from the new Drake album, and why IHOP steak tips are the best choice after a night of fingering. Plus they hear from a listener that has to fantasize during coitus and learn about Joe Budden's very bad day.

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The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE.

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One for the books. The boys are joined once again by adult actress and content creator Mia Malkova. They riff on open relationships, how Michael got in trouble after her last appearance, the real reason some p*rn stars don’t want to hook up with normal citizens, and how sometimes after a hard days work you just gotta sleep in pee.

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Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist.

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The boys are joined by the legend himself Jo Koy! They rifff on how TikTok is this generation’s Tonight Show, why opening for Cedric the Entertainer taught Jo a valuable lesson, and help a listener that had an awkward run in with his friend’s mom. They also get into investing in Las Vegas (RIP Hooters Hotel) and how to keep writing new material when you’ve filmed a million specials.

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Trevor went on his first Hinge date and Michael’s worried he has a small dick. The boys also get an update on the “that motherfucker is not real” lady Tiffany Gomas, learn about pap smears, and hear from a listener that fell in love with the foreign exchange student living at their cousins house.

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The boys riff on their worst bag fumbles, how to work backwards from a foot job, and the horniest video game ever made. They also learn about Hollywood Intimacy Coordinators, hear from a listener that banged in the same tent as their family on a camping trip, and decide swiping while horny is a baddddd idea.

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Trevor made a hinge account, so the boys yell about the worst dating profile cliches. They also get into Kanye West being banned from Venice, Bad Bunny and his out of control bush, and wearing adult diapers in the bedroom. Plus they hear from a listener that is fine that his girlfriend cheats and decide kissing a frog is insane behavior.

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The Got Gecks saga continues?! Plus the boys riff on getting negged on dating apps, getting bricked up at gunpoint, and switching seats on an airplane. They also hear from a listener that got shown up by a manual transmission and find the guy with the worst luck on the dating apps.

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The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out. 

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