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The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister.

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The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy  bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points.

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The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about clap cleats  and give some advice to a listener about dealing with  hecklers on stage.

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The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public.

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It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky.
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The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology.

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Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test.

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The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist.

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To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed. 

 The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub.  

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The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science.
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