The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.

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Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good.

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TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.

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Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast.

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The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more.

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The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE.

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The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast.

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The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries.

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The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN.

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The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe?

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