Stiff Socks

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass.

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Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe.

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The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars.

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Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture.

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The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast.

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The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast.
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Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.  

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Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast.

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 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob.

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Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck?

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