Stiff Socks

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast.

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The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high  in class, when your dick falls out during sex,  pinch-runners for  fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut. 

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Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.

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The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about  why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg?

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AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t  the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast.

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The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee,  whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. 

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The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast.

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The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex  laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for  jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might  have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. 

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ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.

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Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face

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