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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>EP 395 — Timestamps 00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon 03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him 05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls 11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend? 15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom? 16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing 19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake? 22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable 24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now? 25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip 26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job” 27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins 28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral? 29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity 30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment 31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it 33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob 34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window 35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl? 36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?! 38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself? 45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding 47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified” 50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past? 51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible 53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married? 57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time 58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD” 59:26 – Back to the wedding question 01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you? 01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music? 01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed 01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views? 01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done 01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee 01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants 01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip 01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a holeThanks to ZBiotics and Quince.Go to <a href="https://zbiotics.com/socks">https://zbiotics.com/socks</a> and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at <a href="http://Quince.com/stiffsocks">Quince.com/stiffsocks</a>#sponsored #ad</div>

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com EP 395 — Timestamps 00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon 03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him 05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls 11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend? 15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom? 16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing 19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake? 22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable 24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now? 25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip 26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job” 27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins 28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral? 29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity 30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment 31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it 33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob 34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window 35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl? 36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?! 38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself? 45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding 47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified” 50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past? 51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible 53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married? 57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time 58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD” 59:26 – Back to the wedding question 01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you? 01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music? 01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed 01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views? 01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done 01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee 01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants 01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip 01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole Thanks to ZBiotics and Quince. Go to https://zbiotics.com/socks and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks #sponsored #ad

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>EP 395 — Timestamps 00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon 03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him 05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls 11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend? 15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom? 16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing 19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake? 22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable 24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now? 25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip 26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job” 27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins 28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral? 29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity 30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment 31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it 33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob 34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window 35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl? 36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?! 38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself? 45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding 47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified” 50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past? 51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible 53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married? 57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time 58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD” 59:26 – Back to the wedding question 01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you? 01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music? 01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed 01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views? 01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done 01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee 01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants 01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip 01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a holeThanks to ZBiotics and Quince.Go to <a href="https://zbiotics.com/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://zbiotics.com/socks</a> and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at <a href="http://Quince.com/stiffsocks" rel="noopener noreferrer">Quince.com/stiffsocks</a>#sponsored #ad

395: Things are Changing! (Drake is Barking)

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Get 80% for your first month of patreon with promo code STIFF80 🚨NEW TIER CREATED $3.99/Month AUDIO ONLY🚨 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUM4Zm9rVFViTC1fWTNyNDRaWFZvTlJCSjlaZnxBR3JiS2FrX0Y4M2xwN084M0NpeHk5Z29sX2U0UU55aDVIWEJleHFlMExkU19pY1Zhb1EyNmFYbGFvS3lJbldRNF93ckxZdlR3cjJPalJzV3lfajY4MXZpU3pHTjlZSFpqWnA4&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fstiffsockspod&v=0FizRDHIckg">patreon.com/stiffsockspod  </a>Episodes also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUM4Zm9rU0Fxc3pCcWtINkRSS3pWWHRseUlNT3xBR3JiS2FuemJMcVBLN3A0OUVPc1MwbFhhUmZrYmRpMGtXR2t6aHhvcWRYalZMWS1BYTZKOVlGb1hOQ2lJc0FqQnlicDVRaVRvZmkxa2lrdmVYNUFzYlJGdkF5ZDJUT3BDY2E4&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&v=0FizRDHIckg">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUM4Zm9rUks2R1ZjNXZPZHBFWDFENVVfMDlVSHxBR3JiS2FuY2NpM1FqOU0xclhpVUhkVUJIejZSZU85cVJ1ZGlJcnJjUTlXdEtuYnkzeEk2TFZpd0VIVmJacHZkZmdwMWFsY1pqRGk3QW11VGhxVTZ2T3VSUlFBVzdQSUVDcFY1&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&v=0FizRDHIckg">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUM4Zm9rUWVzVVRVa09HWjc5MTR6aGkwVl9hMXxBR3JiS2FuajVmRTdETXJ5eG9xbWU4NXV5aTNFUjNJZ0ZTaXNOaHBjeGs5R3o0ZkFyN0x2TFBseHdJVmhtY2lyMFFTeXJvWTZGMTFmcU9aNWlwc0Q4QkV6X2xDM3FpWXBoMWh2&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&v=0FizRDHIckg">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating.Thanks to our sponsors: Ridge, Brooklyn Bedding, and Vinted.Ridge: Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to <a href="https://www.ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS">https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS</a> #RidgepodNO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at <a href="http://ridge.com/pages/rules">ridge.com/pages/rules</a> for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. Brooklyn Bedding: Get 30% off sitewide with promo code SOCKS at <a href="https://brooklynbedding.com/">https://brooklynbedding.com </a> Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free and start listing. With no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn.#sponsored #ad</div>

Get 80% for your first month of patreon with promo code STIFF80 🚨NEW TIER CREATED $3.99/Month AUDIO ONLY🚨 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Episodes also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating. Thanks to our sponsors: Ridge, Brooklyn Bedding, and Vinted. Ridge: Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. Brooklyn Bedding: Get 30% off sitewide with promo code SOCKS at https://brooklynbedding.com Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free and start listing. With no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn. #sponsored #ad

Get 80% for your first month of patreon with promo code STIFF80 🚨NEW TIER CREATED $3.99/Month AUDIO ONLY🚨 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUM4Zm9rVFViTC1fWTNyNDRaWFZvTlJCSjlaZnxBR3JiS2FrX0Y4M2xwN084M0NpeHk5Z29sX2U0UU55aDVIWEJleHFlMExkU19pY1Zhb1EyNmFYbGFvS3lJbldRNF93ckxZdlR3cjJPalJzV3lfajY4MXZpU3pHTjlZSFpqWnA4&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fstiffsockspod&amp;v=0FizRDHIckg" rel="noopener noreferrer">patreon.com/stiffsockspod&nbsp; </a>Episodes also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUM4Zm9rU0Fxc3pCcWtINkRSS3pWWHRseUlNT3xBR3JiS2FuemJMcVBLN3A0OUVPc1MwbFhhUmZrYmRpMGtXR2t6aHhvcWRYalZMWS1BYTZKOVlGb1hOQ2lJc0FqQnlicDVRaVRvZmkxa2lrdmVYNUFzYlJGdkF5ZDJUT3BDY2E4&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=0FizRDHIckg" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUM4Zm9rUks2R1ZjNXZPZHBFWDFENVVfMDlVSHxBR3JiS2FuY2NpM1FqOU0xclhpVUhkVUJIejZSZU85cVJ1ZGlJcnJjUTlXdEtuYnkzeEk2TFZpd0VIVmJacHZkZmdwMWFsY1pqRGk3QW11VGhxVTZ2T3VSUlFBVzdQSUVDcFY1&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=0FizRDHIckg" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUM4Zm9rUWVzVVRVa09HWjc5MTR6aGkwVl9hMXxBR3JiS2FuajVmRTdETXJ5eG9xbWU4NXV5aTNFUjNJZ0ZTaXNOaHBjeGs5R3o0ZkFyN0x2TFBseHdJVmhtY2lyMFFTeXJvWTZGMTFmcU9aNWlwc0Q4QkV6X2xDM3FpWXBoMWh2&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=0FizRDHIckg" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating.Thanks to our sponsors: Ridge, Brooklyn Bedding, and Vinted.Ridge: Get 10% Off your entire order &amp; take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to <a href="https://www.ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS</a> #RidgepodNO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere &amp; where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at <a href="http://ridge.com/pages/rules" rel="noopener noreferrer">ridge.com/pages/rules</a> for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC.&nbsp;Brooklyn Bedding: Get 30% off sitewide with promo code SOCKS at <a href="https://brooklynbedding.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://brooklynbedding.com </a>&nbsp;Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free and start listing. With no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn.#sponsored #ad

397: The Final Episode

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JOIN PATREON FOR 80% off Now with code STIFF80Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, Shopify, and Fabletics.BetterHelp: Visit <a href="https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS">https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS</a>BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit <a href="https://BlueChew.com">https://BlueChew.com</a> for more details and important safety information.Factor: Get 50% off plus 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year at <a href="https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off">https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off</a> with code socks50off. While supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details.Shopify: Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at <a href="https://shopify.com/socks">https://shopify.com/socks</a>Fabletics: Get 70-80% off everything as a new VIP at <a href="https://fabletics.com/socks">https://fabletics.com/socks</a> — take the style quiz and select socks when prompted to unlock the offer.</div>

JOIN PATREON FOR 80% off Now with code STIFF80 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, Shopify, and Fabletics. BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Factor: Get 50% off plus 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year at https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off with code socks50off. While supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details. Shopify: Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/socks Fabletics: Get 70-80% off everything as a new VIP at https://fabletics.com/socks — take the style quiz and select socks when prompted to unlock the offer.

JOIN PATREON FOR 80% off Now with code STIFF80Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, Shopify, and Fabletics.BetterHelp: Visit <a href="https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS</a>BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit <a href="https://BlueChew.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://BlueChew.com</a> for more details and important safety information.Factor: Get 50% off plus 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year at <a href="https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off</a> with code socks50off. While supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details.Shopify: Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at <a href="https://shopify.com/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://shopify.com/socks</a>Fabletics: Get 70-80% off everything as a new VIP at <a href="https://fabletics.com/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://fabletics.com/socks</a> — take the style quiz and select socks when prompted to unlock the offer.

396: Numer-HOE-logy

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Thanks to: Brooklyn Bedding and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast.Brooklyn Bedding – Go to <a href="https://www.brooklynbedding.com">https://www.brooklynbedding.com</a> and use promo code SOCKS for 30% off sitewide during the Back to School Sale.Ridge Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to <a href="https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS">https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS</a> #Ridgepod #adNO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at <a href="http://ridge.com/pages/rules">ridge.com/pages/rules</a> for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC.#ad #sponsored</div>

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Brooklyn Bedding and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast. Brooklyn Bedding – Go to https://www.brooklynbedding.com and use promo code SOCKS for 30% off sitewide during the Back to School Sale. Ridge Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod #ad NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Thanks to: Brooklyn Bedding and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast.Brooklyn Bedding – Go to <a href="https://www.brooklynbedding.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.brooklynbedding.com</a> and use promo code SOCKS for 30% off sitewide during the Back to School Sale.Ridge Get 10% Off your entire order &amp; take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to <a href="https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS</a> #Ridgepod #adNO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere &amp; where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at <a href="http://ridge.com/pages/rules" rel="noopener noreferrer">ridge.com/pages/rules</a> for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC.#ad #sponsored

393: America’s Most Cursed Snacks

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things.Thanks to our sponsors: BlueChew, Cash App, GLD, Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks, and BetterHelp.BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit <a href="http://BlueChew.com">BlueChew.com</a> for more details and important safety information.Download Cash App Today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a> #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit <a href="http://cash.app/legal/podcast">cash.app/legal/podcast</a> for full disclosures.GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at <a href="https://www.gld.com/">GLD.com</a>Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks: Get 10% off your first order with code SOCKS at <a href="http://ZippixToothpicks.com">ZippixToothpicks.com</a>. Must be 21 or older to order. Warning: Nicotine is an addictive chemical.Better Help: Visit <a href="http://betterhelp.com/SOCKS">betterhelp.com/SOCKS</a>#sponsored #ad</div>

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things. Thanks to our sponsors: BlueChew, Cash App, GLD, Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks, and BetterHelp. BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at GLD.com Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks: Get 10% off your first order with code SOCKS at ZippixToothpicks.com. Must be 21 or older to order. Warning: Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Better Help: Visit betterhelp.com/SOCKS #sponsored #ad

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.apple.co/socks</a>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a>Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things.Thanks to our sponsors: BlueChew, Cash App, GLD, Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks, and BetterHelp.BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit <a href="http://BlueChew.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">BlueChew.com</a> for more details and important safety information.Download Cash App Today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a> #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit <a href="http://cash.app/legal/podcast" rel="noopener noreferrer">cash.app/legal/podcast</a> for full disclosures.GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at <a href="https://www.gld.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">GLD.com</a>Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks: Get 10% off your first order with code SOCKS at <a href="http://ZippixToothpicks.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">ZippixToothpicks.com</a>. Must be 21 or older to order. Warning: Nicotine is an addictive chemical.Better Help: Visit <a href="http://betterhelp.com/SOCKS" rel="noopener noreferrer">betterhelp.com/SOCKS</a>#sponsored #ad

394: The Bees on their Knees

Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research".
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Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research". Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research".
 Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!&nbsp;
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4: Take Over a Sex Shop

Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time.
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Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time.
 Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!&nbsp;
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3:  Palm Reading

Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.
  
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Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.
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2: San Diego Zoo

Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.
  
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Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.
 &nbsp;
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1: Axe Throwing

<div>Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die? 
 

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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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