This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.      

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show 

02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise 

03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read 

05:55 - Stirling as a dad 

08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies 

16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins 

18:40 - Stirling as a captain 

23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027 

28:28 - The best players have another gear 

34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up 

35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech 

39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions 

46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line 

49:58 - The Giteau Law is back 

53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game 

01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug 

01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT 

01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard 

01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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