Stories Fables Ghostly Tales

Welcome listeners to your early episode - normally I'd be releasing this on the Friday but I'm releasing this one early just for your brilliant peeps!

CHINA BLONDE - Original Story 

🌲🌲Queen of Cats Mayah. Goooodness 🌲🌲 

Mayah the  a super star. This lovely lady is like nitrous in this podcasts veins, and Mayah your level of support impacts the show daily. From de-reverb, echo, binaural sound effects, and overall audio quality with equaliser plugins, you’ve made this podcast, really, really shine. Thank you SO much Mayah, and you’re an absolute godsend! Not one episode goes up without me being so grateful for your support.

The man of this tip top hour. Dudio, I can’t wait to finally have time to actually read your email from beginning to end this weekend. I’ve taken a mini-break from work to hang with pals, and respond to my most amazing supporters and pals like yourself. Cannot wait, and as always Lezza, thank you immensely for your kindness and ongoing support. You’re awesome!

Mate thanks to your ongoing support I’ve finally been able to update some audio effects of mine this month, ohoooo! Been waiting to do this for a while, and I’ve also been able to update my music database so as to bring you lovelies all better quality audio, or at least, a more diverse range of audio. Thank you mate, and I’m already looking forward to your next message mate. You’re brilliant!

Chad Warren

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Tasha Moncrief

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Teatimedrinker 1

Divided by Zir0

Thank you all for supporting me, you lovelies mean the world to me, really. No matter what tier of support I have from my listeners I’m stoked to have you at my side. Thank you. Have a WONDERFUL weekend, and I’ll catch you Wednesday next week for some Sherlock Holmes and the every hilarious Watson. 

I can’t tell you mates how many times I said “Back to my bee’s” and contemplated using that as my text message update. Ah I love that show mates. Thank you as always you legends that support me as you do!

Today mates I bring you a tale of unrequited friendship, dare I say love between two hunters - Renaud and his new partner, the Iceland Falcon. This is a unique story, both in structure and premise, and in traditional Swedish story structure, the story flows in a very specific pattern, one that I hope you'll really enjoy.

Thank you Mayah for your never ending support, your constant monthly donation means I can cover off subscription costs like nobodies business, and use what ever is left over to update software, buy new plug ins, and all around improve the show, and for that mate, I’m so, soooo grateful.

Your support means I can really punch UP when it comes to improving this show, and absolute godsend. Thank you so much mate for being so brilliant and supporting me at your tier level, Mayah, the most awesome and Queen of the Cats. Thank you!!

Thanks mate for supporting me in the way you do, I’ve been able to update my website properly thanks to your kindness, and I’m in the process of going through and re-categorizing all the website posts. 

Unfortunately during the migration, over 600 posts had lost their tags which means, I’ve gotta go through each one, and re-tag them so it’s easier for people to navigate. A good cuppa, and some music is all I need to sort this one out. Cheers mate, and thank you for your support Lezza.

The lovely lady who knows what’s what in the world of facts. Thank you for your ongoing messages mate, it’s a joy reading and responding. Not only have I been learning some really awesome facts about animals, but also your city 👍 thanks for being such a lovely person to talk to. Regarding your kind support, I've been using your support to further update website plugins, and pay for hosting subscriptions, an absolute godsend. 

And just like Lezza and Mayah your support really pushes this show the extra mile mate, thank you so, soooo much!

Chad Warren

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Tasha Moncrief

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Teatimedrinker 1

Divided by Zir0

Thank you all for being your awesome selves and supporting me in the way you do. A special shoutout to Aidan Devlon, and Rue who also support the show, thank you so much as well mates. Have a wonderful Wednesday, folks and you’ll catch me Friday for some more tales, and I can’t wait!

Just wanted to say thank you so much, for being so bloody marvelous 💜and today I bring you a slightly shorter episode due to crazy weather and...birds hahaha, which I found really strange at this time of night - but still the finale of the DIRT series. 

Rain is crazy over here at the moment- start and stop (removed through my editing) but also, for some reason the kookaburra's are going nuts! 🐤 Which puts a nice challenge to this recording tonight hahah, but nonetheless I have one for you you amazing peeps. Here's today's synopsis:

Darkness sits in the souls of many, but the souls of The Incomplete are ravaged...torn beyond repair, and forever scarred for the wicked ways, but mysteries are abound within this tortured land, with answers we'll never find....just closer to their demise...

I want to thank my EPIC Oud Night Tea Titan, Maaajestic Mayah for supporting me at your colossal tier. I’m putting time aside this week to use the new software that you’ve helped me attain - super editing tools for editing audio really quickly.

Your monthly donation secured improved plugins and access to my already existing editing software, making my life SOOOO much easier when it comes to sound editing. It is glooorious!

So thank you so much Mayah, opening the doors for this Podcasts capabilities, thank you!

Thanks man for your epic support as always! I’ve put time aside to continue on the script cutting, paste couple of weekends have been pretty flat tack busy, but now I’ve finally been able to put time aside, so I can’t wait to start getting lines cut up and sent out to all the possible voice actors for the upcoming SUSPENSE! Script. Cheers man!

Paige Crammer, goodness, thank you for your awesome level of support mate. As always, loving our discussions via Patreon, and you always have the most interesting facts - seriously, so damn fascinating. 

Mate thank you Paige for your being your lovely self, and I’ve received your message today and I can’t wait to read through this and respond! Will be in touch Paige!

And of course, the fuel thank ignites to shoot this Podcasts butt into the sky, my Earl Grey Enforcers:

Chad Warren

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Tasha Moncrief

Christina Boyd

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Teatimedrinker 1

Divided by Zir0

I bring you the creeeeppy tales of...

DO NOT DISOBEY - A terrifying gauntlet that puts a random stranger to the test - can they follow the demonic ritual...will they even recognise that it's a ritual, to ultimately save their life? [Unique Demonic Creature in this episode]

DIRT PART 1 - A man experiences excruciating pain from all around every time he moves...to only realise he's trapped...and endures torture like nothing heard of before. The dirt around him seems....different....repulsive....what on earth could be going on? [Torture and gore - a little graphic) 

TO MY AWESOME SUPPORTERS!

Footy punting this podcast into space with your support every month Mayah. I’m blown away with your tier of support, and your nothing short of amazing. I’ve put your donation this month straight into Filmora X. I used to use editing software like Premiere, Shotcut, Final Cut (for all those Mac users) but I hate paying subscription. Like, I looooathe it. And because the money sent my way is donated to me, I’m super careful where the money goes – so I chose Filmora X because I can get a lifetime scubscription of a tool that is a powerhouse for editing. Which means future Youtube episodes will be quicker, more efficient, and saves me SO much time and money. So thank you Mayah, you are a godsend! I hope you enjoyed the last Sherlock Holmes episode as well.

Mate thank you so much for your epic support. Thanks to you my new plugin is working even better, echo’s, audio positioning, and reverb is getting tighter and tighter – all thanks to your lovely self. Thank you soooo much mate, you support helps immensely every month, and it’s always a joy getting your emails and chatting. Thank you mate, you’re one top notch bloke!

The gal full of incredibly awesome facts and knowledge, Paige it’s always a joy to hear from you, and rest assured I’m putting time aside to respond to you this week. Thank you first and foremost for your communications, and for your support mate. I’ve been able to successfully transfer my website across, and even, improve it. Thank you Paige, and I can’t wait to sit down and respond to your lovely messages. Will be in touch mate!

And my electric essential Earl Grey Enforcers, I’m luck to have:

Chad Warren

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Tasha Moncrief

Christina Boyd

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Teatimedrinker 1

Divided by Zir0

Goodness, you lot are amazing. Thank you all for being brilliant mates! I'm so lucky to have your kindness and support. Looking forward to Friday already for the continuation of the DIRT series. See yah then mates! 💜

Unfortunately I'm STILL sick 🤒 the sore throat, the fatigue - gah! So frustrating...but, the time I got back in my room at home meant that I could spend that time editing. So I bring you two episodes:

Mates I hope you love these episodes, and I'm going to head off to sleep 💤💤 you lovelies, but back in FULL fighting force by Wednesday (fingers crossed). That also means proper thank you's 💜

P.S Stay till the end of a little special something, for a bit of a lark!