Today I'm bringing you four stories straight from the folk lore archives to your lovely ears, and ready to be heard. I've narrated these in Audiobook format, no music, just me and you mates ☕😊 See the original stories below:

**Also please forgive my Scottish accent attempt hahah**

Original Stories:

1. Twin Brothers: https://fairytalez.com/the-twin-brothers/ 

2. Silver Goblet: https://fairytalez.com/the-page-boy-and-the-silver-goblet/ 

3. Horse and Hattock: https://fairytalez.com/horse-and-hattock/ 

4. Thomas the Rhymer: https://fairytalez.com/thomas-the-rhymer/ 

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Currently in the process of rebuilding my audio database, and in general getting back on my feet. Thank you for your awesome tier of support, it’s mind blowing epic that you support me in the way you do. Thank you SO much Mayah!

The T-Rex that chomps my subscription costs away. Mate, amidst all the hubbub I can’t wait to finally sit down and read your brilliant email this weekend, and making time to respond. Thanks to you man, I’ve been able to update a number of my routine plug-ins, and ensure that the online video component of my work still remains functional, and on track. Thank you so much man for your support, you’re top notch Lezza!

The peep that puts a pep in my step! Will be making time this weekend also to respond to your lovely self. I always learn something new chatting to you mate. Thanks to you I’ve been able to look into more Photoshop plugins, and cover a portion of the Photoshop subscription. Thank you so much for lifting that weight off my shoulders and letting me focus more on the creative side – you’re a legend Paige.

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Thank you, my supporters that hurtle me onto cloud 9 with your support. Have a wickedly brilliant weekend, and I’ll catch you Monday for more Sherlock Holmes and storytelling. As Sherlock would say, Back to meh Bees!! ❤

Original Links: http://bit.ly/SherlocksArchive 

Today mates we have poison on the mind, a Queen of the land whose indigenous owners are none to happy about her presence there, and a prank for one...but a murder for another! Join me mates for two packed episodes of Sherlock Holmes, heavily remastered, for your brilliant ears. 🕵️‍♀️📻

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Turned out it was catastrophic hard drive failure. Imagine using your computer and then everything just…stops. Screen’s black, computer powering down, whilst the lights are on….lucky…I have years of computer building up my sleeve to fix it lickity split, phew.

So Mayah, you helped bring me back online, thank you so much for your god tier of support!!

Mate thank you soooo much for your email, love reading your responses and I can’t wait to sink my teeth into my own response back. Dudio, thank you for supporting me at this tier, I’ve been able to keep my subscriptions going, and push even harder for new tech to improve the show’s quality. What’s more is, day in and day out you support this show, I can make new change, and I can try new ideas with audio, knowing that I’ll have your support, lucky to have people like yourself and all my supporters that support me in the way you do. Thank you Lezza, you’re brilliant.

Paige I’ve received your lovely message and I’ll be putting time as always aside to respond. And yes, the Patreon chat does cut off lengthy responses which I also found out the hard way during my chats with lovely supporters. Mate thank you so much for your support, I’ve used your donation to upgrade some fans in my editing computer, to reduce heat, lower noise, and as a result, less noise means less filtering. 

Mate thank you so much for your awesome self, and will be in touch!

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Welcome listeners to your early episode - normally I'd be releasing this on the Friday but I'm releasing this one early just for your brilliant peeps!

CHINA BLONDE - Original Story 

🌲🌲Queen of Cats Mayah. Goooodness 🌲🌲 

Mayah the  a super star. This lovely lady is like nitrous in this podcasts veins, and Mayah your level of support impacts the show daily. From de-reverb, echo, binaural sound effects, and overall audio quality with equaliser plugins, you’ve made this podcast, really, really shine. Thank you SO much Mayah, and you’re an absolute godsend! Not one episode goes up without me being so grateful for your support.

The man of this tip top hour. Dudio, I can’t wait to finally have time to actually read your email from beginning to end this weekend. I’ve taken a mini-break from work to hang with pals, and respond to my most amazing supporters and pals like yourself. Cannot wait, and as always Lezza, thank you immensely for your kindness and ongoing support. You’re awesome!

Mate thanks to your ongoing support I’ve finally been able to update some audio effects of mine this month, ohoooo! Been waiting to do this for a while, and I’ve also been able to update my music database so as to bring you lovelies all better quality audio, or at least, a more diverse range of audio. Thank you mate, and I’m already looking forward to your next message mate. You’re brilliant!

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Thank you all for supporting me, you lovelies mean the world to me, really. No matter what tier of support I have from my listeners I’m stoked to have you at my side. Thank you. Have a WONDERFUL weekend, and I’ll catch you Wednesday next week for some Sherlock Holmes and the every hilarious Watson. 

I can’t tell you mates how many times I said “Back to my bee’s” and contemplated using that as my text message update. Ah I love that show mates. Thank you as always you legends that support me as you do!

Today mates I bring you a tale of unrequited friendship, dare I say love between two hunters - Renaud and his new partner, the Iceland Falcon. This is a unique story, both in structure and premise, and in traditional Swedish story structure, the story flows in a very specific pattern, one that I hope you'll really enjoy.

Thank you Mayah for your never ending support, your constant monthly donation means I can cover off subscription costs like nobodies business, and use what ever is left over to update software, buy new plug ins, and all around improve the show, and for that mate, I’m so, soooo grateful.

Your support means I can really punch UP when it comes to improving this show, and absolute godsend. Thank you so much mate for being so brilliant and supporting me at your tier level, Mayah, the most awesome and Queen of the Cats. Thank you!!

Thanks mate for supporting me in the way you do, I’ve been able to update my website properly thanks to your kindness, and I’m in the process of going through and re-categorizing all the website posts. 

Unfortunately during the migration, over 600 posts had lost their tags which means, I’ve gotta go through each one, and re-tag them so it’s easier for people to navigate. A good cuppa, and some music is all I need to sort this one out. Cheers mate, and thank you for your support Lezza.

The lovely lady who knows what’s what in the world of facts. Thank you for your ongoing messages mate, it’s a joy reading and responding. Not only have I been learning some really awesome facts about animals, but also your city 👍 thanks for being such a lovely person to talk to. Regarding your kind support, I've been using your support to further update website plugins, and pay for hosting subscriptions, an absolute godsend. 

And just like Lezza and Mayah your support really pushes this show the extra mile mate, thank you so, soooo much!

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Thank you all for being your awesome selves and supporting me in the way you do. A special shoutout to Aidan Devlon, and Rue who also support the show, thank you so much as well mates. Have a wonderful Wednesday, folks and you’ll catch me Friday for some more tales, and I can’t wait!

Just wanted to say thank you so much, for being so bloody marvelous 💜and today I bring you a slightly shorter episode due to crazy weather and...birds hahaha, which I found really strange at this time of night - but still the finale of the DIRT series. 

Rain is crazy over here at the moment- start and stop (removed through my editing) but also, for some reason the kookaburra's are going nuts! 🐤 Which puts a nice challenge to this recording tonight hahah, but nonetheless I have one for you you amazing peeps. Here's today's synopsis:

Darkness sits in the souls of many, but the souls of The Incomplete are ravaged...torn beyond repair, and forever scarred for the wicked ways, but mysteries are abound within this tortured land, with answers we'll never find....just closer to their demise...

I want to thank my EPIC Oud Night Tea Titan, Maaajestic Mayah for supporting me at your colossal tier. I’m putting time aside this week to use the new software that you’ve helped me attain - super editing tools for editing audio really quickly.

Your monthly donation secured improved plugins and access to my already existing editing software, making my life SOOOO much easier when it comes to sound editing. It is glooorious!

So thank you so much Mayah, opening the doors for this Podcasts capabilities, thank you!

Thanks man for your epic support as always! I’ve put time aside to continue on the script cutting, paste couple of weekends have been pretty flat tack busy, but now I’ve finally been able to put time aside, so I can’t wait to start getting lines cut up and sent out to all the possible voice actors for the upcoming SUSPENSE! Script. Cheers man!

Paige Crammer, goodness, thank you for your awesome level of support mate. As always, loving our discussions via Patreon, and you always have the most interesting facts - seriously, so damn fascinating. 

Mate thank you Paige for your being your lovely self, and I’ve received your message today and I can’t wait to read through this and respond! Will be in touch Paige!

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Chad Warren

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