A terrifying story yanked from the depths of Freddie's subconscious. This dream features mad creepy vibes, a haunted small town, and, uh, some familiar characters we will never get the rights to...

We finally do the Halo movie, featuring everyone's favorite new Halo character: Craig.

We're lovin' it this week as we try and figure out what the movie might be for a place that has (according to the signs) sold "billions" of burgers (citation needed).

We take on the incredibly popular Ubisoft franchise Assassin's Creed. Please note - a lot of Roman history of varying degrees of historical accuracy get thrown around this episode. We know we're probably getting a lot wrong but in Freddie's defense nobody told him there was gonna be a pop quiz on this stuff!

What if a tiny house... was HAUNTED!?

They keep pushing back Christopher Nolan's upcoming TENET, and we've had enough! We're taking matters into our own hands and breaking this movie based solely on 2/3 of the podcast having seen the trailers!

Can everyone's favorite still image manipulation program be turned into... a teen movie!? Yes. The answer is yes.

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A movie about America's most underwhelming roadtrip attraction - Mt. Rushmore!

In this challenging Wikipedia roulette, we draw a suburb in the city of Poznan, Poland, an old film called Santiago, and a former leader of the Church of Latter Day Saints and somehow make a coherent movie out of it!

We break a one-shot role-playing game about a team of jocks that have to save earth from impending doom! This bonus episode made possible by Role! https://playrole.com/storybreak