Story Time

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Michael returns with the next installment of everyone's favorite incest-laden Victorian era British erotica! Who is the mysterious "older" woman Mrs. Leslie? How much champagne before butt stuff happens? Did you bring narcotics for the drive home? Find out this week!

It's the thrilling conclusion of the long awaited Jesus story! Join David and Michael for a run through of some of the more famous miracles, parables, and eventually the torture-packed endgame! If you think you know how this one ends... you're most likely totally correct. This is one of the most famous stories ever told.

David goes back to his roots to finally start the New Testament of the Bible. That's right, it's Jesus time! From the immaculate conception to a brief stint as a vintner and beyond, come hear the first part of the story that gave us Christmas!

It's a special Saturday episode of Story Time (meaning just that it was recorded on a Saturday, nothing else is different)! Michael brought David a classic fairy tale, and David gets pretty upset about a door. Plus, the debate rages on about whether or not you'd die if you ripped yourself in half.

We're going back to Asgard, Niflheim, and all the realms in between with more Norse myths! Stories with dangerous deals, magical blood-honey, and an evil family with a TERRIBLE reputation. Please excuse Michael's joke to start things off but he was just so proud of it.

Michael takes a break from bringing us Victorian erotica to bring us another Hans Christian Andersen story, but this one is a little different. Take a peek into the world of Elf and Goblin geopolitics, hang out with the bone-horse and grave-pig, and don't forget to eat a big helping of window grass and rusty nails!

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Boy oh boy, Michael is back with more Victorian-era erotica! Things get much dirtier as a new addition to the group makes for even more old-timey orgasms. David thought he was ready for everything this episode had to offer, but was sorely mistaken. Be warned, there is definitely some objectionable content in this one!

Michael and David felt bad that they didn't have a full story for this week, so to make up for it have unearthed an unused mini-story! Get ready to meet the Devil and his sooty brother, learn the value of following directions, but above all #WWDD (what would Devil do?)

It's David's turn again, and that means old myths! This week we take our first steps into Norse mythology, and all the difficult spelling that comes with it.  We've got frost giants, insult carrying squirrels, and of course, Ginnungagap. Get ready for some Viking violence!

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This week, Michael decided to really change the direction of some episodes of Story Time by bringing David a very...different type of story than we're used to. By the time David figures out Michael is reading him erotica from 1879 England, it's too late. Be sure to have your headphones on as we learn at least 5 more terms for penis than we expected to!