Strippers in the Attic

Strip clubs in Miami are a little different. Tootsie’s Cabaret is a 74,000 square foot two storey behemoth where Drake likes a shoulder rub. E11even (that’s eleven if you don’t speak Miami) was the first to accept bitcoin, has its own penthouses and Drake kissed Rhianna there. Booby Trap Strip Club has four branches, offers free lunch and last year Drake gave every dancer a Chanel bag. More importantly, Buffy and Heaven both worked the city and our heroes explain Miami insanity from weird celebs to a club called Wonderland, where the main thing you wonder is – what on earth am I doing in here?

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Our heroes set out to explore the holy of holies, the favourite flava, the inner sanctum of the strip club – the changing room. On the way they’re knocked off course by a billionaire at a sex party but settle down to celebrate the United Nations of Naked – Brazilians, Ukrainians, Russians, Moldovans, Essexians and Cockeny’s all gathered to gossip, swear, shave, share and howl with laughter while creating glamour from chaos. We meet Disco Dan, Mandy’s burger handbag, the clit ring initiation and a forest of pleasers at the top of the stairs. It’s like a stripper fairy tale from the Sisters Grimm.

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Both parade on a stage wearing very few clothes. Both entertain older men in private rooms. One does so for no money at the instruction of agencies who exploit them. The other controls their earnings and the men they work with keep them safe. Guess which one’s acceptable at dinner parties? Buffy and Heaven try to work out the morality of a society that venerates exploited skinny teenage models and sneers at strippers who earn a decent living and enjoy their body shape. Go figure.

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Model Union's are a little more complicated but if you are in the UK you can join Equity as a fashion model. You can also join SDA if you are based in Australia. Unfortunately this is not helpful for international travel, which is a big part of most working models jobs...

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January is pulling on its fishnets again and people are throwing around resolutions like dollar bills in a Miami strip bar. Should you reinvent yourself or are you perfect as you are? Buffy and Heaven think both are toxic. There’s no ideal shape in the VIP so don’t bust a gut trying to bust your gut. But if you’re not happy, do what it takes to feel confident. Bottom line? Find your niche, work your angle, make your money. Here’s how.

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Our heroes are back home leaving broken hearts and empty wallets across the Fringe. A brief reflection on what we’ve learned plus news of season three. Season three, you beautiful freaks, imagine that… And we’ve hit 100,000 downloads thanks to you. Stick with us and anything’s possible.

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US stand up Mary Beth Barone swaps tales with Buffy of America’s weird teen modelling schools – our girl took part in some weird stuff long before this podcast - while Heaven reveals her first sexy photo shoot with a super cute satanic twist and there’s an act beyond description with a window, a laptop and a condom.

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Heaven and Buffy explore Edinburgh’s Pubic Triangle of strip clubs and fall in love with Jordan Gray, who’s tearing the Edinburgh Fringe a new one with a happy finish that you wouldn’t believe. They swap tips on boob jobs, shaving techniques, p-dazzling and why the world needs a female Beethoven with a serious coke habit. Same old same old, in other words.

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Could Buffy and Heaven have met their match? Could there be someone as filthy, funny and fearless as the Queens of ‘Casting? Well… possibly. Grace Campbell brings her A game to the quick quip verbal death match covering sex, drugs, crocs and goals and we find out who’s the last girl standing. Seconds out…

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Our Strippers leave the Attic and head out on tour to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, to find the strippers best friend – comedians. From working vaudeville shows to the birth of alternative comedy in the Raymond Revue bar the professions have always shared more than just a stage. Now they share the incredibly intimate two inches of mouth space around our microphone. Best not mention our girls walking through a creche in full pleasers and see through tops…

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Buffy and Heaven have been repping for strippers in the media almost since we launched. Big shout out to all our fans at the BBC, Grazia, the Times, the Guardian… and a big hello to Catherine Sloan! We could go on, but stripper skill number three: listen, don’t talk. Jake Massay at LADBible has backed us from the off. He interviewed us again for the second season, and we had such a ball we thought we’d share the chat on objectification, relationships, how to behave in a club and dancing with family. It’s a fitting end to season two – and we flag the start of something new. Stay with us, you beautiful freaks. Together we can go all the way.

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