Strippers in the Attic

Buffy and Heaven welcome artist, activist and all round outrager Rose Wood, a child of the civil rights era with a life story that includes rooming in the Chelsea Hotel with Stormé DeLarverie – who threw the first punch at the Stonewall Riot, frequenting Studio 54, CBGBs and Crisco Disco in the 1970s, stripping in New York in the 1980s, sharing a bill with Dirty Martini, creating the darkest S&M based protest performance pieces you’ll ever see and having Buffy insert butt plugs into her live on stage at the Box. It’s a long story, an intense episode and essential listening.

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At some point every stripper gets asked – does your mother know? For our girls, damn right they do. With UK Mother’s Day upon us, we issued Mommy Buffy and Mummy Heaven with stripper names – first pet and first street lived on - and asked them to spill the tea. Snuggle Puss Ricardo (Mummy Heaven) had a strict Catholic upbringing but went on the road with a rock n roll band while Charlie Victoria (Mommy Buffy… you’d expect better from San Francisco) assumed Buffy would be a madam and also went on the road with a rock n roll band. Expect very bawdy songs and mothers who love their daughters.

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Tarzan from the original London cast of Magic Mike almost shocks the unshockable Buffy and Heaven describing the scratching, grabbing, stamping and even biting right through his clothing that happened every night when the female audience got overexcited. Buffy and Heaven wonder if women are bigger sex pests then men, if given the booze, the night, the naked skin and the grinding tunes. Plus cock socks, cut throat auditions, stripping as a community service and Heaven goes back to work.

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What’s the difference between male strippers and female strippers? Buffy and Heaven sit down with old hand Joe Exotic and find they have more in common than they thought. The trio compare epic fails from costume malfunctions through bad dancers to wildly uncomfortable encounters with audience members. Turns out women are way more inappropriate than men at strip shows – as Heaven recalls when narrowly escaping an invasive hen night and Joe Exotic describes the meet and grab sessions after every show. The one thing they don’t share? Cock ring malfunctions. Sex worker solidarity starts here.

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Ever find it had to ask for what you want? Ever get stuck at a table with people you barely know/like? Need, in other words, Jedi conversation skills? Stripper tactics, my friend, are all about the chat. Get the private dance, get the client into the VIP, establish trust, draw out their darkest desires, make them addicted to you… Buffy and Heaven let you in on the tricks of the persuasion trade. And wander off track into horse fellatio, bisexual gangsters and Heaven’s startling anal sex fail.

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Do you want to have the best sex of your life? Fine if not. Don’t listen to this episode. If you do, Buffy and Heaven have spent decades on the art of the sensual – and know the most important things to get right if you really want to blow your mind. Here’s the cheat sheet: conversation, confidence, care, calculation and calm. Yeah, that doesn’t help without the rest of their expertise – so you’ll have to hear them discuss heteroflexibility, famous French Canadians they have slept with, Puddles the VIP room squirter, sex with pregnant women and how the strip club as the coal face of desire can be the perfect classroom for real pleasure. If you have the right instructors. And lucky you – here they are.

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Heaven and her sister Skyler – also a stripper – disturb Buffy with stories of their Australian tour through biker run clubs like the Voodoo Lounge (think Dusk Til Dawn but without the vampires… hopefully). Understand why courgettes beat carrots in the vegetable double penetration show, how to survive on six almonds a day, porn star Buck Parties, forehead dildo unicorns and the Sister Act version of living their best life. Albeit with some alarming health and safety issues. Buffy has questions. As will you.

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Low confidence day? Woken up with all the bad feels? Not loving your hair, your skin, your body? No disrespect, but Buffy and Heaven, after years in the product testing department of The Factory of Love, are here to tell you – you’re wrong. Learn why the biggest earning strippers are the oldest in the club. Understand how attitude and wordplay are often the only things you need. Realise that the opposite sex isn’t looking for perfection – they’re looking for intimacy. It being our duo, we get sidetracked into arsehole hair, but what are you going to do? It’s SITA not Sesame Street. Either way, we love a big bird.

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The first rule of Strip Club? You do talk about Strip Club. Tyler watches Buffy as she steps onto the Vegas stage at Palomino’s – the strip club Tarantino would have built if that was his bag – for the first time in years. Heaven adds her own world view from Blighty covering office work where blow jobs are in the job spec, Stephen Hawking and reads emails that break every rule of… well everything. It’s a red pill episode folks. Buckle up.

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