Strippers in the Attic

Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out of your rent money, your kid’s college fund and the next day you can’t remember why. Or Kelise the NLP Jedi (NAME SPELLING)?? who can rinse you using all of the above and having you coming back tomorrow to do it all over again. Is it ho science, bro science, pseudo-science or no science? Honestly, you’re so clever, maybe you should explain it to us. And we love your shirt. Come over to the VIP. And bring your wallet. 

(Heaven is a Mediator and Buffy is a Campaigner if you must know.)

This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into the low spending wallet. Plus – civilians! Make your bedroom into a VIP. Remember the BDP: bantz, dance, pants and always take cash in advance. Trigger warning – although if you’ve made it this far, we figure you’re unshockable – there’s a discussion of abortion that would make a Texas judge weep. Buffy says hi, Justice Nathan L. Hecht…

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What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to covering up alarming body noises to keep the sensual vibe. If you ever wanted to learn the tease in strip tease this is place. Plus the art of butt bumping, the skill of time keeping and the mystery of the golden move. Word of warning: you will never look at a pint of Guinness in the same way again. 

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Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as hairplay, dumbplay, wizardplay and sugarbabyplay all in the interests of helping wallets empty. There are also some truly shocking accents.

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Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping earner or a place where the coolest dancers express their crazy sexy hearts it’s the part of the club most punters and newbies think they understand. Trust us. You don’t. Settle in for an extended episode of everyone’s favourite strippers with attitude.

Enjoy the Buffy and Heaven playlists!

This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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How did Buffy get to be so Buffy? How do you make that woman? We track down Poppa Buffy and within seconds find out. From tales of nuns, morphine and the most unlikely midnight visitation to Miles Davies to gangsters to… honestly, his life makes the rest of this podcast seem kinda vanilla. We’re serious. Probably the least interesting part is when we ask what he thinks of his daughter being a stripper. This man has a life you can only dream of.

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Yeah, this one comes with a trigger warning. Three trigger warnings, to be precise. But, if you’ve listened to any previous episodes you know the kind of thrills our duo trigger. Let’s just point out that ‘dry humping my ankle’, ‘hairy asshole’, ‘he struggles with his desire to bang me with his friend and love Jesus at the same time’ and a dancing clitoris are not included in the trigger warning. So, you know you have to listen… Oh yes, and Heaven explains how WD40 was her entry drug. Seriously.

This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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Tragic stripper news - Heaven's first ever club and Soho's final strip club Sunset Strip is closing down after over 70 years in business. Join us February 15th 2023 in saying goodbye to this Soho institution. 

We will be there from 6pm tipping all the dancers, hope you can join us!  

Sunset Strip 
30 Dean St, 
London 
W1D 3RZ

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St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs for trying to convert the emperor so we celebrate his death with flowers and chocolates, obvs. You might not believe it, but a strip club can be very romantic. Maybe not for a first date, Travis Bickle, but if you’re lucky enough to VIP with Buffy and Heaven they have tricks to teach you, ways to know you, ideas to improve you and a faith in the outcome of love. Mostly. They’ve also got the usual tales of bodily malfunctions, weird sex fails and the old conundrum – what do you do if you’re naked, covered in baby oil and in a house with no shower? Listen in to find out.

This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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Rhianna steal your style? A stripper has your back. Need to change your life up? A stripper knows the advice. Another epic work fail? A stripper’s got the work around. To prove the point our heroes reminisce with Frankie, the Ninja Stripper Queen, to explain how to chat up a chair, survive champagne induced BV, wake your mate for some necessary pleasure and nail it all no matter what. Epic tales from the stages of Basildon, Magaluf and Shoreditch with love but no filter.

This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen,  edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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